The following are letters to Britney Spears from queers(SOME i may know and dislike a lot) around the USA wanting Britney's advice.Check the bottom of this page if you are interested in making one(of these letters)that you want posted on here.
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Hello Ms.Spears, I homeschool my child.By the way she loves you to death.I feel like I am doing the right thing.But sometimes it makes me wonder if I should just let her into the world of regular elementary school.I mean all those other kids scare me.I just wanted your opinion on the whole delima.thanks
Watch Tower Bitch Looking for Help,
Sonja R.,WA,older than dirt
Dear Sonja, Yes absolutely i think homeschooling is the best.I mean your child doesn't have to get up early and your always there to make sure nothing happens to her.It is the best thing since breast implants!
Sincerely-
Britney Spears
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Dear Britney, i love your music and think you are the best.I have this little problem though.Whenever someone tells me something like a secret my mother tells me to 'inform' her of it.Well no one likes me when I tell my mother.I use the excuse that I have to go to the bathroom.I guess the people have caught on to it though.Well I get homeschooled and I think that is because my mother doesn't like me 'going to the bathroom' a lot.Because if I go to normal peoples school I can't inform my mother when some says something.What do you think Britney?
Homeschool Informer Thats Confused-
Dejah R.,WA,8
Well Dejah- Sound like we have a problem here.Why don't you just inform your mother with your feelings?I know how it feels when you always have to go to the bathroom!But I don't think I really understood what you mean't by that.Huh maybe it's just me right!
Yours ALWAYS and FOREVER-
Britney J. Spears
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Dear Britney, I've thought about getting breast implants just like you.I love your music and look up to you.People say that i look like you and sound like you. Only I would just die to have breast like you!Oh I love them.I hope i don't sound obsessive.
Britney In A training Bra-
Mandy Moore,who knows where,15
Well Mandy- I totally agree with you.Go for it.I just love the way breast implants enhance not only a womans bust but also a womans confidence.Oh yeah i think i've heard your name somewhere before but i don't know where?
Pop Star-
Britney*Spears
Dear Britney- I am Mandy Moore as in the rising pop star.Ya know "I'm craving for ya,I'm Missing you like Candy".
Dear Mandy- Forget it screw the implants.Your that lil' bitch that i've seen on TV.The one driving that Green Beetle.I hate you.Get a life you Skank.
Well Britney- I was just thinking the way you called me a skank.Well if i look like you and sound like you and i am the skank aren't you a skank too?
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Hey Britney- OMG you are my like idol.I love you you rock.I have posters of you plastered on my wall.I don't want advice but i just want you to know that i am just like your #1 fan.OMG your concert rocked.Hey that was me in the front row screaming my head off at the San Diego concert.I have pictures of you all over my binder.My friends say i am crazy but i dont think so.You are by far the best singer out there.Totally.I love you.Oh, please email me at: britneyrox@iamaloser.com
Needs to b in a mental instutution,
Brandi,13,CA
Well Well Well- get help nut!If you havent already noticed i am not britney.Get help.You need it.Bad.Britney sux.Get it throuhg your dumbass brain.you are a loser!
.:jessica:.
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Hey Ya'll if you have any suggestions just email me.If you wanna make up like a letter from someone you don't like do so.I did a few up above(the 1st two).I'll post em if you make one. funkymonkey_05@yahoo.com