Bytchney's 'Real' Bio

- Full Name: Bytchney Filled Boobs
- Birth Place: In A McDonalds Bathroom in the Slums
- Siblings:Rats
- Education: The Bronx Professional Strippers School
- Exercise: 'doing it' at least 50 times a day, going to a men's speedo striping club at least 3 times a week
- Pet: Justin of Nsync
- Favorite Singers:Mandy Moore,(but especially: Christina Aguilera)
- Big Break: Bar In Mexico(Tiajuana,Mexico)(wanna go there?It's just south of SanDiego)
- Label:Playboy
- Hair:Has none she wears a wig
- Wieght:105(50 of those pounds have been put on thanks to her implants)
- Hobbies:Looking in her mirror for scars from the surgery(implants), and she's a stirper(she doesn't have a steady place to strip-she goes from club to club-othertimes she strips in front of the mirror or for her family members)
- Favorite Sports:Stripping(unfourtunalty Britney has been led to think stripping is national sport ,she calls it the NSL(National Stripping League)
- Food:Hot Dogs(she perfers Justin's)
- Store: Thrift Store
- Drink: Whatever satisfys her thirst!
- Actor:Anyone from those 'nasty' homevideos
- Flower:she doesn't like flowers for a first date, she wants you to bring over a 'nasty' homevideo
- band: No Authority & Hanson
- Favorite Song: Oh, You Stripper Girl!
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