"I was the Main squeeze. All the girls thought I was really cute. And I went out and signed autographs for all the little kids. And it was funny-back then I signed my full name, because that's what I thought you were supposed to do. But now, I just write,'A.J.' because that's who I am."-AJ on playing Dopey in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
"I'm the complete opposite of every clean-cut, decent looking guy you could think of, yet I have the biggest heart in the world."
"I REALLY can't stand these guys"
"You're a Dork!!!"(he's saying it to Brian)
"That toilet takes forever to flush"
"It's gonna be big!!"
"I shop more than most women"
"Welcome to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood,Mr. Rogers can't be here today I'm taking his place"
"I'm not good at secrets,so don't tell me any"
"I'm a good reckless driver"
"Music is love,love is music,music is my life,and I love my life.Thank you and good night"
"People call me Bone..some say its cause I'm skinny but we all know what it really means!"
"Being honest,when i see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look at is well,if she's looking at me,her eyes-but if she's not then....her booty!I watch it go from side to side.It doesn't matter what size it is but...Yeah,I know,I'm a man!I'm sorry!"
"Love is a sensation,caused by temptation,a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination,to increase the population for the next generation,do you understand my explanation,or do you need a demonstration"
"Bring on the women!"
"I'm always horny"
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer."
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
