Brock

Brock... the ever testosteron - filled member of Team Twerp. What is to be told about Brock?

Brock started his life in Pewter city, and was probably hanging around the museum there most of the time before his father ran away in hope to get in without having to pay 50 yen for a kids ticket. Do you have a better explanation to how a gym leader know so much crap about pokèmon? Oh well, as I said, his father, Flint, left to be a pokèmon master, leaving Brock's mother with Brock and his ten younger brothers and sister. She died, and left all the kids hanging at street corners, and soon Brock was a heavy drug use... sorry, my fault. She died, okay, and Brock had to take care of all the kids. I guess it was about then he started using that appron of his.

So Brock kept taking care of the kids and became a gym leader. Training an Onix and a Geodude he probably got sick of loosing to 2/3 of the Pallet newbies and instead started taking to breeding. Pokèmon breeding, duh. And his life continued like that the next three years or so (well I seriously doubt Brock got any of those kids on his own!), and then yet another of those annoynd brats from Pallet dropped by... but this time Brock just couldn't loose! It was Ash with *drum role* Pikachu!

But as we all know, he did eventually 'loose' to Ash, gave Ash his boulder badge, and then it turned out that Flint, who had been secretly selling rocks in Pewter (probably didn't get longer than to Cerulean if he trains like Brock), so Flint convinced Brock who don't like to fight with pokèmon though he has a great potensial as trainer to go out fulfill his dreams, and Brock left all the siblings with the father they hadn't seen in... well most of them probably didn't remember him anyway, and went with Ash and Misty.

Officially (according to Nintendo) Brock was 12 in the beginning of the series. Of course, they also claimed somewhere else that Jessie and James were too... and if I ever see a 12-year-old with a bust like Jessie I'll be scared! Or a 12-year-old with hormones like Brock...*shudders* I think he's at least 15 in the start, meaning at least 17 now.

The most important thing in Ash's life is pokèmon. The most important thing in Brock's life is girls. We all know that Brock falls in love with every girl he meets. There have been three exceptions, though: Jessie, Misty and Delia (Ash's mum). He did fell in love with Cassidy, but that was before he knew she was in Team Rocket... His all time favourites seem te be Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny. He is, as far as we know, the only person who can tell all of them from each other (the different Joys and Jennys, not Jenny and Joy).

But it also was this who lead him into his destiny... he met Professor Ivy, who, unlike Oak, Bill, Westwood, Seymour, Oswald and Elm is young, attractive, female and has tits that can compare to Prima's (well Bill and Seymour are kinda cute but they're guys). Though she looked kinda stoned that didn't stop Brock, and he decided to stay on her lab on Valentia Island to do her housework.

What happened to him there is never known, but when Ash, Misty and Tracey returned from the Orange Islands Delia had found him starving, and he had spent the last weeks with her and Mr. Mimie doing housework with his pretty pink appron. He left to Johto again with Ash and Misty, but whenever somebody talk to him about Ivy he gets really depressed.

Okay, but except that, does Brock ever get some? Nope. He gets turned down by every girl he hits on. It's all that simple.

Brock is easy-going and very nice, but he can get a temper (very rare). He is like a father to Misty and Ash, but he have sacrificed this trust for chicks (watch the Pokèmon league episode where he spends almost the entire battle cheering for Ash's opponent). Like Tracey he acts as the peacekeeper of the group, and he knows very much about the relationship between pokèmon and their masters, and about pokèmon in general.