Mckey Flow

Hi! I’m Brandon, and I'd fuck anything Female!!!

Coz i'm Brandon Mckey, tits and ass is all I can c

And i’m so Horney id fucks a tree

Coz i’m Brandon fuckin Mckey

I spend half my life in front of the mirror

I wanna be a male model,

Does that make me sound queer?

And I had to get 6 stitches coz I drank 2 much beer

And now it’s hard to see

Coz i’m Brandon fuckin Mckey

I’m so stupid I named my Cat meteoroid

I’m such a horn dog that people call me a fuckin "walking hormone"

I’m so cool that I can treat girls like a piece of meat

My favorite pick up line is "wanna sit in my lap, feel free to have a seat!"

And I think I’m something special, I think I’m elite

And I love it when girls look at me

[all original free flow by brian conklin]