Nacho's Guide to Laughing on the Internet
On the internet, especially when chatting in places such as AIM, it is often necessary to 'laugh'. This is usually done by typing a series of H's followed by a vowel, or, in extreme cases, by typing a dumb acronym. To outsiders, this may seem extremely stupid to pretend to laugh at someone on the other side of the world, but you will find that it is an important part of chatting and conversations often seem bare without it. However, too much can also ruin a perfectly good conversation. Of course, not everybody 'laughs' in the same way. People can mean different things with the same laugh. However, this guide presents a standard for laughing, and is pretty much what the majority of people (ie: me) mean when they do a certain laugh. Here it goes:
Oh yeah, you might not understand some of the jokes if you don't know me very well. Just wanted you to know.
"hehe"
- this is one of the most common laughs on the internet. Pronounced
"Hee Hee," this laugh is used when someone thinks what the other said contains some humor in it. When in doubt, use the
Hehe. It will get you out of all situations, good or bad. Well, maybe not the bad situations, but it will
definitely help during the awkward ones.
example:
Joe:
I just found out I was wearing the socks I was looking for.
Nacho:
Hehe.
"hehehe"
- this laugh is pronounced "hee hee hee." This is a level up from
Hehe. You may use this in a situation where you are thinking, "Hey, that was quite witty and you deserve a long laugh." It is a good type of laugh, one that can never go wrong. Note that males who use this laugh excessively might be gay.
example:
Joe:
Dude, what do you think if we took a shit in someone's shower?
Nacho:
Hehehe.
"heheh"
- You might be saying to yourself, "Hey, we already covered this laugh!" To you, my friend, i say "But have we?" This is an offspring, if you wish to call it, of the
Hehehe. It ends in an H, instead of an E. This, though, is to be used in only siuations where you are planning something evil, or when responding to an insult or a dirty joke.
example 1:
Joe:
DUDe LET'S GO TAKE A SHIT IN THIS CHICK'S SHOWER!
Nacho:
Heheh.
example 2:
Joe: You look so stupid in that du-rag.
Nacho: Heheh.
"heh"
- Ahhh, now we come to the dreaded Heh. This laugh is what you might call the devil of all laughs. Such an evil laugh should not even have been created; but it was! This laugh should be used in situations where you don't want to respond to a situation. There are two times where you would want to use this laugh. The first, would be when the person said something not funny at all, and you want to let the person know that.
example:
Joe:
Man, do I have a joke FOR YOU! Okay, listen up. Did you hear the one about the chicken? It crossed the road ... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! Hahahahahahaha I'm so funny!
Hahahaha!
Nacho:
Heh.
- The second time you would use this laugh is when something NOT FUNNY AT ALL occurs, and you dont want to respond to it, but you want them to know that you acknowledged the fact or whatever.
example:
Joe:
I tried to feed a sandwich to my computer because I wanted it to get smarter, but I think I fucked it up..
Nacho:Heh.
Once again, this laugh IS hideous, and when used at the right time, can scar someone for life.
"hehehehehehehehehehehehehe"
- Now we come to the Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. This is pronounced
"hee hee hee hee hee hee (you know..)" This is more of an annoying giggle than a laugh. This is used when you THINK you should be laughing out loud, but you really aren't. Don't use this laugh too much, otherwise people might think you're on crack.
example:
Joe:
WHAT THE HELL MAN SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT IN MY SHOWER!
Nacho:
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheehhhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhheheheheh[etc..]
"haha"
- Now, back to a more primitive laugh. This laugh is relative of the
Hehe. It's a laugh with a bit more calibur, and is also a laugh that never goes wrong in a good or bad situation.
example:
Joe:
Guess what? I got these cool boxers with these big tits on my ass!
Nacho:
Haha.
"hahaha", "hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
- Well, the rest of these H-A laughs are mostly the same as compared to the H-E's. They are usually one level higher than the H-E's, mainly because when people laugh in real life, it sounds the closest.
"hah"
- The Hah is not as deadly as the Heh. This is usually used in cases of how a situation is ruined or something. Here's an example.
example:
Joe: Fuck, my mom caught me yanking the purple mushroom.
Nacho:
Hah.
"lol"
- Oh, now HERE is a laugh. The first letter in lol stands for laughing. The second and third stand for out loud. Now, mostly, when people say this, they are REALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD. But this laugh has probably evolved into a hehe or a
haha. When someone says lol to you, be sure to ask them if they really did lol.
example:
Joe:
Did you know my penis is 100 inches long, for real!
Nacho:
lol
"LOL"
- This laugh is pronounced "El Oh El." Now, you may be asking me to yourself, "YOU ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS YOU DUMBSHITHEAD MOTHER FUCKER!" Ah, yes, you worthless cum guzzling peice of ass, I have. But THIS laugh is CAPITALIZED! Now, the chances of the person actually laughing out loud are greater. This is of course, if he or she didn't accidently press the Caps Lock, or if their shift key is fucked up.
example:
Joe:
Yeah.
Nacho:
LOL
"LOLOLOLOL"
- This laugh is rarely ever used. Nobody, except me, has thought of using
LOLOLOLOL. This is only used to taunt people. It pisses them off, because its more than a HAHAHAHAHA or a
HEHEHEHE. It's an LOLOLOLOLOL.
example:
Nacho:
LOLOLOLOLOL YOU JUST GOT 6LING RUSHED LOLLOOLOLOLOLOL
Joe:
Shit i'm a nub.
"ROFL"
- what the fuck nobody ever uses this laugh. gg. no example.
"ROFLMAO"
- Whoever thought of this laugh is a fucking idiot. If you
didn't know, this stands for "ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS
OFF."
