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Turds are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Turds are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love turds with all of my body (including my pee pee).
