Yo this is the web adventure of the two biggest G's in all of the land. Da Bad Ass Q and Da Motha Fuckin MC. Here is a pic of us tryin to shank each other. But we got over that, cause hey we ain't playa hatas!!
The Magnificent Quee's Bio:
Quee was born Baron Queeson Fastidius Rex to his parents Olsa and Froun in 1985. After serving his country in the Battle of the Billion Chinese in the early 90s Quee worked for Suburu where he devolped many fuel efficient alternatives to conventional station wagons. After the collapse of the automobile industry in 1997 (due to the development of flying monkeys)Quee started his own business selling justice from his patio. Also known as Q-dizzle or Happy fACE-machine Randel to his friends, Quee enjoys dairy products, cream soda, conversing with bears and standing up straight so that people can get a look at him.
Hella Bear Mode, crazy shit happens when Papa Quee doesn't get his juice.
MC Gundo's Bio:
Michael grew up in a town northwest of Parumph, Idaho. His town was made up of 14 individuals, 12 of them being over the age of 89. As a kid he was constantly working 12 hour days plowing the fields and by the age of 16 he could bench 540 pounds. Now this was a lot for a kid who weighed 155. At 18 he went to the University of Idaho and majored in general education, because that was the only major. After college he started a trmite farm, but his buisness soon failed when two things occured: he relized that there was absolutely no demand for termites and his office building collapsed because the termites ate the foundation. Next he journed to the heart land of his heritage, Tennessee. There, he met his father, who had 3 teeth, a fake leg, and one ugly face. Seriously this man was the father of all hicks.
This is Silver-Tits Timmy, he's a douche-bag that we mendacino'ed behind the gym...
How do you like us now, Fig Nuts?
The next picture is me, Bearface, after I got my teeth knocked by Trowel-Face, David J. Ross. I'm gonna bank that Mailbox-Head someday. If ya wanna call his face his number is 415-454-2750. But he might be busy eating pudding.
This is my cat. He's an albino.
This is the most homo kid on the planet. His name....King Bitch Hvid-face.
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