Of course flowers will bloom only on full moons, I shone flashlights on them after biting them. Thats why cows get mad cow disease, they graze on my special flowers. I didn't realize it at first, but then it hit me. "Oogala!" The cows had been eating my flowers. I contacted a bunch of adoption agencies at once, but none would take the cows. So I gave them drugs, but then I realized the drugs was just pot, so the cows sat there smoking it.

"Damn," I said. Just when I thought I could get rid of them. So I went to the police, and told them my problem.

"Werewolf flowers?" they asked. "Yes, the finest in the world!"

"Ma'am you are under arrest for growing illegal plants, they have been known to bite people at at irrelivant times."

So they took me to jail, where there was this dude who just kept looking at me. Then he started talking in this screwed like hell language I didn't understand. So I said "speak english dammit" and he shut up. Well I guess that counts as english enough. But the problem was these geese started coming into the cells, and they were all wearing sparkly glowing belts. So I said, "Hey Mr.Goose, how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop -- I mean, why are you dressed like that?" And the goose just looked at me. How rude!

The next day the jail guys said someone had payed the bail for me but didn't leave their name. So I went outside to try and figure out who it was, but suddenly remote controls started falling from the sky. Then my good friend, Broken Kitchen, who used to be a doorknob, then a ruler, but is now a walking bathtub, told me that whenever remote controls fall from the sky its a sign that the boogolop muglup fives are coming.

And I asked, "What are the boogolop muglup fives?" and she said "They're an evil boy band from my home planet boogawooga land. People suspect that they are the ones that made all of the walls dissapear!(for more on that, click here)

So I said, "Oh no! I hate boybands!" and she said, "Thats not the worst part!" and so I said "What is the worst part?" and she said "The worst part is that they take green mice men and dip them in KOOL-ADE until their fur is stained, then put them in bathtubs with a hairy old man!" and so I said "Ew! We have to stop them!"

So I forgot all about who had bailed me out of jail(It was probably Mr.Turtle Box anyway) and we went to boogawooga land, where we would try and stop the evil boy band from coming to our planet.