Prepare your eyes for this feast sucka!! I, Marc Antony Crisp, son of Jerry, promise you that this site will offend you!! Critics have hailed around the globe...this website is:
"raunchy, and satisfieing" -Ali Tabooger, Oprah Magazine
"Einstein must bow down to the new genius!" -I.P. Freely, 1001 Yo Mama Jokes. "
"Marc hit a GRAND SLAM with this one" -Imstu Pid, MTV
"WhooooooooWeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!" -Semore Butts, Authors for Sounding Signals (or A.S.S.)
"Hot damn I pooped my pants.......what?.......the book?......oh yeah the book! One of a kind!" -Marc, M.F.K.R.
Enjoy you bunch of animals!!!!! (applause)
-Me ("Best Looking Male Alive")*
* Cuz I said so!!!!!!!!!!
You've Come This Far, Why Not a Little More?
Summary Like a Motha!
Authors for Sounding Signals!
Marc's Thoughts of da Book!
Ishmael the Lishmael!
Hatsue Smells Like a Shoe!
Pearl Harbor...Here I Come!
One theme?.....Why not two?!
