LORD ABORTION, at your service...
5/8/02
I have been slandered by those bastards called Chainletter, and they will pay...maybe. I am forming a union against those God loving hippies, and all of you are welcome to join it. I used to be one of them, but they are big fat meanie pantses. I hate them all. ALL of them. Their music is terrible and they ban everything that is creative and evil. They have prohibited all forms of me. Now, I am going to form my own band, and they will not be in it. If anybody wants to be it, just email me. Please do not email me to be in a band, i don't care about you. That is all I have to complain about right now, till tommorow...
5/9/02
Hey there fellow freaks nerds and dorks, Lord Abortion is back for my daily complaint. First comment, Chainletter is prejudice against all nerds, and their music is not offensive. We want more offensive lyrics about rapeing small child fetuses and spilling their blood on the doorsteps of innocent Pakistani families, not some shit thats all like "oh, we like to listen to our parents, do our homewok, and do our daily prayers. ooooh we are so cool because we are Chaaaainletter" Well yippity figgin d, fuck off sissies. And I'm spent. Check out some o' the shitty bios i put up. they are fun for the kidneys. Eat your greens. Ta,
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5/13/02 What is up, my small group of beloved followers. Our cause is not going unnoticed, those ass-cracked fiends at Chainletter have complained to stop the libeling, not labeling that is a different word. Actually they didn't, but they should have, please sign my guestbook. Don't sign my guestbook, there isn't one. But sometime, there will be. I'm just going to blame that on Cardinal Beveloqua. I didn't spell that right. But who cares, he is a trendy-ass pole humping child-lover. And he is friends with God. The evil ring-leader of Chainletter is right next to me, dead. Not dead, just he has the appearence of a dead body that I hate. All hate and no love makes jack a very friggin happy boy. So keep you hate level set on max baby. HOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! fart
5/21/02
Howdy ho there fuck holes. I hope your having a great fucking day i put up a pole for my page. God i love my pole. Please vote on my pole. Also, its the one week anniversary of my damn page, i already have 121-ish hits. good fucking job dickmunchers, i hope you like it. sign my guest-book.
6/28/02
I HATE GOD> Now that that is out of my system, hi. Thats it. Thats is all the tidings that I Thanatos bring to you. Yes,i got another evil alter-ego. Thanats. I am still Lord Abortin, but i needed to give Thanatos a test-drive. Whoever can figure out who Thanatos is gets a free Chainletter CD. Yeah I just made that up, but if you email me or whatever I'll send you one. I shall return to My home in the Elysian fields, Ta,
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The Evil Ones
Cradle of Filth, very good band
Amazing web site created by my best friend
BIOS!! (of me)
good website about alternate religions
Really kick-ass FF7 based doujin (fan based manga)
Retarded September Stuff
My Page of DEAD FETUSES!!!! WOOOOOOO!...
Great Movie web page with sound clips from Evil Dead, the greatest movie trilogy EVER
The Official FUCKING Chainletter Fan Page