Ok today is a very sad day! :-( At 5:00pm today 19th of August 2004, Brian the Cat will be put to sleep because he/she has contracted the very deadly deisise Altzhimers and he/she is very very VERY old. brian will live on forever in our hearts, I love you mate! R.I.P Brian Kia Ora, Talofa, Tena koto katoa you've taken the first step to ...... becoming the ultimate Brian fan! Let me explain why Brian is so incredibly cool! Brian is a cat, not just any normal cat, Brian has super powers e.g. Brian can fart in the blink of an eye, xray vision and the power to change what gender she is! most of the time Brian lives her life as a she, once everybody has gone to bed and all is quite brian magically sports a winkie and goes pimpin' on Strathallan corner. So next time you are out on the piss in Timaru have a stroll by Strathallan corner and you may just see a hairy hooker with fish net stockings and you can guarantee that the hairy man cat thing you are looking at is the one the only BRIAN
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