Akerhaüs: Get To Know Your Armed Assailant
Bios
Name: Justin
Aliases J-Zed, DJ Narcolepsy
Height: Average
Occupation: Jigga Man
Band Position: Vo-kals/Public Herasser and Instigator
Favorite Sports Team: New York Mets
Favorite Drink: Jagermeister, Bass, Blue Moon, Yeungling, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Jungle Juice
Current and/or Previous Bands: Guest Vocals for Low Budget
Favorite Bands: Misfits, AFI, 311, Nothingface, NRSV, The Krays
Name: Aker
Aliases Terminaker, Vampire
Height: Regulation Hockey Size
Occupation: Tunak Tunak Dancer
Band Position: 4 or 5-Stringed Wonder/Stand-Up and Improv Comedy
Favorite Sports Team: New York Rangers
Favorite Drink: Prairie Fire, Heinakin
Current and/or Previous Bands: Low Budget, Hatred Inside, Combonaion, Los Gringos, The Original Bamboozler, Me, Ramy and a Beatbox
Favorite Bands: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, The Locust, The Who, Jane's Addiction, Talking Heads
Name: Ramystein
Aliases Spider-Man, Gothic Guido
Height: From The Casket To The Tombstone
Occupation: Grease Monkey
Band Position: Six String Samurai/Stumbling and Grumbling Drunk
Favorite Sports Team: International Racing Of Champions (I-ROC)
Favorite Drink: Ramy Suprise, Ammaretto, Heinakin
Current and/or Previous Bands: Council of Doom, Itchy-Faced Crack Heads, About To Break, Verbal Addiction, Me, Ramy and a Beatbox
Favorite Bands: Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, AFI, Screeching Weasel, Madball, Wu-Tang Clan, Mister Monster, Graves/Gotham Rd, Guns N Roses, Nirvana, Children of Bodom, and Depeche Mode
Name: Paul Getty
Aliases Pedophile, French Tickler
Height: Taller Than an Umpa
Occupation: Pediatrician
Band Position: Pounding of bongos/Head of Bitching and Moaning
Favorite Sports Team: Oneonta Drinking Crew
Favorite Drink: Daquiries, Barton's Vodka, Montazuma Tequila, and Miller High Life
Current and/or Previous Bands: Shave Your Legs Chewbacca, Suburban Trash, About To Break, Runner Up, Goding's Sawed-Off
Favorite Bands: Nirvana, Rancid, Agnostic Front, Murphy's Law, Graves, and NOFX
Previous Members
Name: Tom
Aliases Old English, English Muffins
Height: Wee Man
Occupation: Bum
Band Position: Master of Garbage Can beating/Master of all Bellyaching
Favorite Sports Team: Bum
Favorite Drink: 99 Bananas and Whatever Justin Will Buy Him
Current and/or Previous Bands: The Rot
Favorite Bands: NOFX, The Ataris, and Nsync
