The Hot Lunch Page Welcome to the lunch page. It is a tribute to all the lunch ladies out there who spend their precious time serving us hot lunch losers food.

Lunch Lady #1 This is the best lunch lady. She enjoys her job and talking to us, she likes us so much that she even agreed to go on a date with us to Ponderosa. We also got her number.

Lunch Lady #2 This lunch lady doesn't work as often as the others and she doesn't talk very much. She is just playing hard to get.

Lunch Lady #3 This is the mole of the lunch ladies. She is always busy at work cooking beef-nuggets in the back and hardly ever surfaces long enough for anyone to get a clear picture.

Lunch Lady #4 This is just like one of the mercenary lunch ladies. She is at the school half the time and in my bed the rest of the time. She is only a lunch lady so she can get close to me to get to my girlfriend.

Lunch Lady #5 This lunch lady usually works counter, but i caught her in her moment of glory, working the card swipe machine. Sometimes she even lets us swipe our cards through it... oh man she is beautiful.

Lunch Lady #6 This beauty only worked one day as a sub because one of the REAL lunch ladies were sick, or something... But nevertheless she IS a lunch lady and deserves the respect of a goddess.

Lunch Lady #7 This Lunch Lady is also a back up lunch lady. I liked her tweety t-shirt, but i was too shy to tell her. Her big huge glasses were also very sexy..

How much do lunch-ladies get paid?

Contrary to the popular belief that lunch ladies are poor, they get paid nine dollars an hour plus benefits and tips from students. They get paid more than most women.

What are the prerequisites to becoming a lunch lady?

Well most people assume that to become a lunch lady you must be, well, a lady. This is not true! I, for example, can become a lunch lady, and yes I would be called a lunch lady. Yeah I would! You have to go to a public facilities culinary institution (lunch lady school) and at least make a D for your two years. Then you must grow a beautiful mullet, live in West Virginia for at least three years, and wear a hair net. Then and only then can you become a LUNCH LADY!

Where do lunch ladies come from?

There's a place out in the woods where no man has ventured, this place is unlike anything any mortal has ever seen, this place is the mullet farm. Aliens from all around come to this petting zoo to recruit and train only the highest achieved mullets with hopes that some day, they may have what it takes to be a lunch lady.

Is it true that lunch ladies also serve breakfast?

No matter how bizarre this sounds, it is true, lunch ladies DO serve breakfast. In fact, for the past week i have been eating the breakfast that they have been serving me.

Well, if they serve breakfast, then why aren't they called Brunch Ladies?

You idiot. How stupid would it be if you called the Lunch Ladies Brunch Ladies. Brunch Ladies is the stupidest name I have ever heard. Lunch Ladies sounds good because they both start with L, Brunch Ladies is just dumb.