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Brodie wins the Mr. Clean award. Let me explain.
Brodie had potential to win this thing fair and square. He was the only one of us five who could grow a full beard in twenty three minutes. He could chop down a tree with one swing and had a pet blue ox. And his credentials? He could wear his clothes just as long as any of us and do half as much work, the sky was the limit. But Brodie's downfall was politics. He didn't fully understand the rules and wore his clothes to a frisbee game. I don't blame him for not swimming through school in his sweat drenched brown shirt. But losing a clothes wearing marathon by wearing them too much, that's the way to go. He was, however, the first loser. |
