This is the story of how Ash and Brock and Misty and Tracey died. Each one of them died a horrible and gruesome death. Each one did something real stupid and idiotic before they died. Let's find out how they perished.
Ash was walking along a trail in the Stupididiot Forest near Moron Town when he saw a Caterpie stupidly eating a rock. Ash said,"I think I'll cook this Caterpie and have it for dinner!" "Go Weaponball!" He chucked a ball and out popped a rocket launcher that shot peanuts. "You're mine ya dumb bug! Die, bastardly scum!" shouted Ash. But then the Caterpie got out a laser gun and started to shoot Ash. Ash dodged all the shots. But then the Caterpie farted and Ash fainted on the spot from the smell. The Caterpie also fainted. Then Ash got eaten by Beedrills.
Misty was swimming in the Cerulean swimming pool when she saw a Blastoise farting in the pool. She then took off her clothes and started humping the Blastoise. The Blastoise died and then Misty started humping dead animals and antelopes. Then Misty got a machine gun and stupidly decided to eat it. It tasted good. Then she put on some clothes and dumped herself into a vat of sulfuric acid. Amazingly, Misty lived. Then Daisy threw a grenade at Misty and she blew up. "That's what you get for eating the last piece of pie you pig!"
Brock was wandering aimlessly in the Craptacular Mountains when he saw a Ninetales sitting alone on a rock. "I gotta catch that even though I already have a Vulpix!" said Brock. He chucked a Pokeball at the Ninetales, but it Flamethrowered the ball and then it barfed on Brock. "Yuck!!!" said Brock. "My vest! I just got it washed! I'll kill you!" shouted Brock. He whipped out an AK-47 and started shooting the Ninetales. But the Ninetales farted and then other Ninetales came out to confront Brock. "Uh-oh," said Brock. All the Ninetales grabbed swords and started stabbing Brock. "Owowowowowowow!!!!!" shouted Brock. Then a giant Rhydon came and crushed Brock. But then Brock farted and everyone died.
Tracey was heading along the trail to Bikini Beach to stare at babes and draw pictures of them. He walked into 12 trees, slipped on some moss, and tripped on some tree roots. Then he met a Nidoking. "I gotta eat this Nidoking!" said Tracey. He took out a knife and fork and charged at the Nidoking. But then it Body Slammed Tracey all the way to Fart Island. Tracey finally woke up and found himself surrounded by Farfetch'd. They did some kind of weird dance ritual and then proceeded to bash Tracey on the head with their leeks. Then the Farfetch'd ate the gooey insides.