Old Battles and other things!
Welcome to Pokebattle: Wild Fire version! Here you can read a spin-off of Pokebattles! But unlike other pokebattles, this has a different system of doing things. Instead of using colors, we use a different system:
(Anything in this kind of thing is the character talking)
~Anything in this kind of thing is the narrator~
Latest Update (10-22): This is great! I'm back with a battle.... sort of.
Player: Monster Boy (1-0-0 Beat godzilla)
Go Mothra!
GO MOTHRA!
FLAMING TREE OF DOOM USED TORTURE!
MOTHRA WAS TORTURED!
Uhhhh... Weird, okay, Mothra, use sleep powder!
MOTHRA DOES NOT KNOW SLEEP POWDER!
Why not?
NARRATOR HAS NEVER SEEN A MOVIE WITH MOTHRA IN IT!
Give me a break! Go Godzilla!
THE ENEMY IS AS STRONG AS A DOOMPUFF GO GODZILLA!
FLAMING TREE OF DOOM USED BURNING LEAF OF DOOM!
GODZILLA FAINTED!
WHAT????
FLAMING TREE OF DOOM RAN AWAY!
What? Is that thing too strong to be smart? Well might as well make it to the pokemon center.
MONSTER BOY IS WALKING TO POKEMON CENTER! HE IS GOING REALLY SLOW. A SNAIL JUST PASSED HIM!
Be quiet!
MOTHRA FLEW AWAY FROM SUCH A WIMPY TRAINER, THEN GODZILLA GOT AWAY, THEN KING KONG, THEN KING GHIDORAH, MONSTER BOY SHOULD TRAIN POKEMON!
I will! Now give me a pokemon and I will be the greatest of all time!
MONSTER BOY GOT A MAGIKARP!
(Sigh)
Player: Jared (No Record)
I'm the new Character who will be a main character soon!
JARED IS REVEALING THE PLOT!
Sorry......
MONSTER BOY APPEARED AND WANTS TO FIGHT, MONSTER BOY SENT OUT MAGIKARP!
Go GBC!
GO GBC!
MAGIKARP IS PLAYING DONKEY KONG LAND ON THE GBC!
DONKEY KONG LAND, why are you playing that!
MONSTER BOY: I dunno why he is but it sounds like a game is not being played, it more sound like crankey bickering like in the other kind of story called BOTVGH....
TO BE CONTINUED........
Last time we left off with Monster Boy’s Magikarp playing Jared’s Gameboy Color (GBC). Only it was not playing a game, it was showing a argument between Cranky Kong and his boss. But before we bring you into the argument, let’s rejoin our 2 heroes.
Narrator: CRANKY IS HAVING A ARGUMENT WITH NINTENDO!
Monster boy: That is pretty obvious.
Jared: I’m afraid to find out…..
(Meanwhile in the GBC….)
Cranky: I want to be young again!
Nintendo: Well to the point, why do you want a game all for your own when your son has lots of games?
Cranky: My son is a disappointment, back in my day I could have defeated K.Rool in 5 seconds! But now I have to be on a island 24 hours a day seven days a week with Jumpman!
Nintendo: Let’s see what he thinks……….
Narrator: GO MARIO!
Mario: Don’t call me Jumpman!!!
Narrator: MARIO IS ANGRY!
Cranky: So what? I can bonk him with my cane!
Narrator: CRANY USED CANE! CRANKY ATE A CANDY CANE!
Nintendo: Mario! Use your jump attack!
Narrator: MARIO USED JUMP! MARIO JUMPED OVER THE MOON AND THE CAT RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON!
Cranky: Ha! Jumpman lost his spoon!
Mario: But I still have a tennis racket!
Narrator: MARIO TENNIS! NOW AVAILBLE FOR N64! YOU DON’T JUST PLAY IT, YOU SURVIVE IT!
Nintendo: I love advertising! Mario use your Hammer!
Narrator: MARIO USED HAMMER! CRANKY BECAME A PANCAKE UNDER THE HAMMER! HAMMER RHYMES WITH SLAMMER! NINTENDO WINS!
(Back in reality)
Jared: Wow, well we still have to finish the fight.
Narrator: MONSTER BOY AND MAGIKARP LEFT BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO PLAY MARIO TENNIS FOR NINTENDO 64!
Jared: Go figure.
Narrator: WHAT??? GBC IS EVOLVING? GBC EVOLVED INTO GAME BOY ADVANCE (GBA)
Jared: All right! My first win and GBC evolved!
Note: This was semi-based off of a another kind of fan fiction, the web site is: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/6501/index.html October 1: Match 8: Double trouble!
Player: Monster Boy (1-1-0 retreated from Jared in Fan-fic 1) (Player) ~Narrator~
~MONSTER BOY IS PLAYING MARIO TENNIS WITH A CHARMANDER!~
(A Charmander?)
~YES , A CHARMANDER AND HE’S BEATING YOU IN MARIO TENNIS REAL BAD! COULDN’T YOU SEE WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO YOU?~
(I guess I forgot to look, well this Charmander is good at Mario Tennis.)
~CHARMANDER LIKED WHAT YOU JUST SAID, CHARMANDER HOPPED INTO ONE OF YOUR POKEBALLS!~
(Wow I got a Charmander!)
Player: Kirby (Record: 1-0-0 win vs. Magikarp, match 1)
~KIRBY IS STILL WALKING DOWN THE STREET BUT NOW HE HAS WADDLE DEE, ADELINE, TREE AND JIGGLYPUFF WITH HIM!~
(I think I have more "Pokemon" then anyone else.)
~WRONG! NINTENDO HAS MARIO, DK, LINK AND LOGO! AND JARED HAS GBA, CARD COLLECTION, PIKACHU CHAIR, DOG, BLASTOISE, SURFING RAICHU AND ABOUT A DOZEN OTHERS. AND THE THERE IS SOME GUY NAMED MAGIKARP MAN THAT HAS 100000000000000000000 MAGIKARPS, ALL WITH 1 HP~
(Magikarps with 1 hp? Is that guy nuts?)
~YES, BY THE WAY KING DEDEDE IS BEHIND YOU……~
(Ahhh! It’s Dedede!)
~DEDEDE WANTS TO FIGHT!~
(If it’s a fight he wants it’s a fight he gets, go tree!)
~GO TREE!~
~DEDEDE SENT OUT SNORLAX!~
(Tree use razor leaf!)
~SNORLAX USED YAWN!~
~SNORLAX YAWNED!~
(Obviously.)
~TREE USED RAZOR LEAF!~
~TREE GOT A RAZOR TO RAZOR IT’S LEAFS!~
(Now that made no sense at all, tree return!, go Waddle dee!)
~WADDLE DEE REFUSES TO BATTLE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT DEDEDE WOULD DESTROY HIM IN ONE HIT!~
(What?)
~DEDEDE RAN AWAY TO TALK TO NINTENDO ABOUT HIS CONTRACT, WELL ACTUALLY I JUST SAID THAT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE SO…~
(So what?)
~THE FLAMING TREE OF DOOM APPEARED!~
(I’m outta here!)
Player: Flaming tree of doom (record: undefeated, but it’s record is around 4-0-0)
~KIRBY RAN AWAY!~
(I was only going to ask for a autograph……… then maybe I would kill him.)
Match 9: A SMALL chance of winning…. Not. Player: Small Boy (0-0-0)October 8th ~ SMALL BOY IS WALKING IN THE PARK!~
(I know that! And I am not small!)
~ THEN YOU MUST FIGHT A CHALLENGER, THEN I WILL NOT CALL YOU SMALL BOY!~
( Okay, maybe I’ll fight that Magikarp man 1 over there)
~ YOU WANT TO FIGHT MAGIKARP MAN 1!~
( Yeah…)
~ MAGIKARP MAN 1 DOES NOT WANT TO FIGHT!~
( I don’t think that is allowed…)
~ OAK APPEARED AND SAID THAT YOU ARE RIGHT!~
( Go Mr. Oak!)
~ OAK USED BOOKTHROW!~
( What was that book? If it was the book was a paperback I think he would be crazy (because that would not cause any damage)…. Anyway I will catch both of them with…. MASTERBALLS!)
~ OAK: THAT IS NOT THE TIME TO--~
~ OAK WAS CAUGHT!~
( Yeah!)
~ YOU ALSO CAUGHT A MAGIKARP AND MAGIKARP MAN!~
(I won! Right?)
~ SMALL BOY EVOLVED INTO…… WINNER BOY!~
( I won!!!! Well anyway my totodile that I did not have to use needs his yearly shot in ten minutes…..)
~ TOTODILE RUNS AWAY!~
( Might as well run after him…. ::Sigh:: .)
Note: Later, winner boy caught up to Totodile and promised Totodile that he could follow him not in his pokeball. Totodile however, still refused, this continued on a bit….
October 22nd, Match 10: A preview of what's to come!
~NARRATOR RED NOTE!~
~NOTE SAYS THAT WEBMASTER MAY CLOSE SITE, BUT HE WILL OPEN A NEW SITE, IT'S NAME IS GOLDEN WILDFIRE, AND IT WILL CONTAIN THIS SITE AND MORE! ------ Gamingboy,Wildfire webmaster!
