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Battle #22:The Adventures of El Valentino!
Location: IRC Chatroom
NO YOU SHUTUP!
SKYLER: NO YOU!
CRIMSONKING: How long have they been doing this?
MATTCHU: Awhile, right when they came in.
SKYLER: YOU SHUT UP!
GIGAVIRUS: WILL SOMEONE MAKE THEM SHUT UP!
WHISTLING is HEARD in the DISTANCE!
Skysky do you here a strange whistling sound in the distance that signals that something is going to hit the ground in this vicinity?
SKYLER: No but it sounds like something is going to hit the ground.
EL VALENTINO hit THE ground!
GROUND wants TO fight!
EL VALENTINO used HEART ATTACK!
GROUND only wants TO be HAPPY!
Shouldn't there be some puns? o.o;
ECLIPSE VERSION is ON a BUDGET!
SKYLER: Who are you?
EL VALENTINO: I am EL VALENTINO tino tino tino!
Whats with da echo?
EL VALENTINO: THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
EL VALENTINO: I AM HERE TO DO umm.. THINGS!
SKYLER: What are these "things"?
WEBMASTER does NOT wish TO be POUNDED by YOUR RL COUNTER-PARTS by SAYING them!
SKYLER: You do relize by saying that he will be pounded right?
Thats it I'm leaving we don't have to put up with this right Skysky?
NARRATOR flashes PICTURE of BOUND&GAGED VIVI plushie!
NO! I'll be good...
EL VALENTINO: Now I shall fix the "THING" that is wrong!
But there is nothing wrong. o_o;
EL VALENTINO: I THINK I NEED A SECOND OPINION!
WHISTLING sound CAN be HEARD!
Why don't I like the sound of that o_o?
SKYLER: Uh oh.
EL VALENTINA fell ON a RED MINI-VAN!
You wrecked Jason's car o_o
NARRATOR thought JASON drove a SPORTS CAR!
He does, that was his other car.
EL VALENTINA: NOW WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
SKYLER: Mam, there isn't any problem.
EL VALENTINA: UMMM....I'M A GUY!
You mean your name is El Valentina and your a guy? Thats not right..
EL VALENTINA's MORALE greatly FELL!
EL VALENTINA stole JASON's CAR in its MORLAE CRISIS!
EL VALENTINA drove OFF a cliff!
SKYLER: Jason's not gonna like dat o_o.
EL VALENTINO: You destroyed my slave and ruined my hair! Now you shall pay!
EL VALENTINO wants TO fight!
WAH! Its no fair everybody wants to hurt me ;_;
EL VALENTINO: NO! Don't cry its very painful!
SKYSKY ATTACK WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED >8D!
EL VALENTINO: Uh oh.
SKYLER used WHIRLWIND PUNCH!
EL VALENTINO flew OFF a CLIFF!
YAY! We won Skysky now give me a hug ^_^;
DEB huggled SKYLER!
SKYLER: Deb I can't breathe!
DEB's attack CONTINUES!
SKYLER's back is SNAPPING!
SKYLER reached BREAKING POINT!
SKYLER was SNAPPED in HALF!
VIVI PLUSHIE appeared!
Vivi I snapped Skyler in half again o_o
VIVI PLUSHIE: Again?
VIVI PLUSHIE: I keep telling you not to huggle Skyler to death ,but no you never listen!
VIVI PLUSHIE used HEAL!
SKYLER was HEALED!
VIVI PLUSHIE: Now I warned you not to do it ,but you didn't listen now GO TO YOUR ROOM!
VIVI PLUSHIE: NO BUTS MISSY!
DEB ran away TO her ROOM!
SKYLER ran away!
VIVI PLUSHIE wins!
This battle neeeds no summary so shoo. Stop reading this.. GO AWAY! Wait!I didn't mean leave the site!
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Battle #21: Where water and Ice Collide!
Location: Cold Town
Oh goody a Storm Version Rip-off how fun.
STORM VERSION used SUE-E!
STAMPEDINGPIGS ran BY!
STAMPEDINGPIGS ran OVER you!
Owww... to many puns..
THERES more WHERE that COME from!
CJ entered COLD GYM!
MISTY: Ahh so your here to battle me huh? Well face my rath!
Actualy I'm here to battle the Cold City gym leader.
MISTY: YOUR SO HURTFUL!
MISTY ran away!
Thats was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen o_o;
PRYCE: I AM INVINSIBLE! FOR AM AS COLD AS ICE DO YOU FEAR ME?!
PRYCE: YOUR SO HURTFUL!
PRYCE ran away!
Why is everyone here so luvvy-dubby is at a pun I missed?
NARRATOR notes THIS is ICE/WATER gym!
YOUR ignorance IS painful!
I am powerful DRAHAHAHA!
Ooh a wild EGO I'll think I'll catch it!
CJ threw the BALL!
EGO was CAUGHT!
Give a nick name to EGO?
MYCE: I'm the genetical combonation of MISTY and PRYCE. I am the ULTIMATE Cold Warrior. Oh and give me back my EGO.
No its mine!
MYCE: LEGGO OF MY EGO!
THATS IT LETS BATTLE!
MYCE: YOUR ON!
TO be CONTINUED!
Why did this battle suck so bad? Will CJ live through next weeks battle? Why isn't there a comment thingie below this? Is it because the Webmaster's lazy? NO IT IS NOT BECAUSE THIS BATTLE SUCKED! GET OUT OF HERE! Wait no come back I was only kidding!
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