Battle 15: Appointment with Darkness...
Location: Light City
Player: Mitch, Paladin
MITCH is FALLING!
I've been falling for almost a dang week!
Can I land anytime this century?!
NARRATOR says YOUR wish IS my COMMAND!
MITCH stopped ABRUPTLY!
MITCH fell 1 MILE straight DOWN!
MITCH continues to FALL!
MITCH is STILL falling!
AAAHHHH- Oh screw it I'm getting a sore throat
and we haven't even hit the ground yet!
MITCH (finnaly) lands on a MATTRESS!
That was nice of you Narrator.
MATTRESS happens TO have SPRINGS
coming OUT of IT!
MITCH flew THROUGH the AIR!
Like a goose?
NARRATOR points OUT that NOBODY is GOING
to GET the LOONEY TOONS refrence!
MITCH landed ON the GROUND!
Pain pain pain pain pain...
NARRATOR loves HIS job!
Arg.. Hey whats that?
MITCH is POINTING at the TV!
REPORTER: In other news all the citizens in Dark City have
mysteriously disapeared. We take you on the scene with Reporter2.
Reporter2: Thanks Reporter1. As you can see all the citizens in Dark
City have disapeared, but strangely there clothes still remain.
It gives this town an erie feeling... Hey?! Whats that!
REPORTER2 hears SOUNDS of MACHINE guns BEING fired!
MACHINE guns ARE silenced... PERMENANTLY!
REPORTER2: And it seems that the only survivers *gulp* have been
taken care of. WHAT THE! Oh my it seems that there is this AHH!
TV: We are sorry we are experiencing technical diffulculties please
Well that was weird I better check it out.
HolyGengar go! Teleport us too Dark City!
HOLYGENGAR used TELEPORT!
HOLYGENGAR teleported YOU to DARK CITY!
DARK CITY is a GHOST town!
MITCH hears a NOISE!
BILLY JO appeared!
BILLY JO is DRAGING a PERSON behind HIM!
Who are you and what are you doing here?
BILLY JO smirks!
Who is this mysterious character? What is he doing tune fo the next episode of Dra-
WEBMASTER used DIVINE INTERVENTION!
The Fabric of TIME and SPACE was WARPED!
DBZ NARRATOR was RIPPLED out of EXISTENCE!
That DBZ Narrator guy already did my job so you can stop reading now.
I SAID STOP! Bah.. I'll just shut up now..
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Battle 14: Puppet Pandemonium
Location: Dark City
Player: Billy Jo Bob, The Chibi-Night Elf Puppet
BILLY JO is LOOKING at DARK CITY!
Yes I am now be quite I'm hunting.
Is BILLY JO hunting for a HAPPY MEAL!
Yes I am and I'm getting one of those tamagotchi things to.
REALLY, WELL than I would LIKE one too
and make SURE it has ONE of those 3 YEAR OLD toys THOE!
Narrator could you come closer.
NARRATOR comes CLOSER!
NARRATOR come REALLY CLOSE!
NARRATOR bumps INTO BILLY JO!
Oww... Not that close..
NARRATOR backs UP!
Now I want you to listen and listen good. You see...
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU IDIOT!
NARRATOR'S ears ARE ringing!
No I'm going to sneak into this house ok?
BILLY JO walks INTO the HOUSE!
BILLY JO slips on TOOTHPASTE!
BILLY JO made ALOT of NOISE!
I'm so scared!
MOTH stands for MAN OF THE HOUSE!
BILLY JO'S fear is RISING!
MOTH wants to FIGHT!
Ok bub you asked for it go Me!
BILLY JO sends out BILLY JO!
MOTH sends out KINDALA!
What in the name of all things attached
to strings is a "Kindala"?
ITS the RUSSIAN word for KIDS!
KINDALA use WINE!
KINDALA wants TO go to BED!
MOTH doesn't THINK so!
MOTH hit A button!
KINDALA turned into PILES of DUST!
MOTH says that They were just clones!
MOTH now HAS to RESORT to HIS last RESORT!
That would be?
MOTH sent out THE KITCHEN SINK
WEBVIEWERS say That joke is TERRIBLE!
WEBVIEWERS used TOMATOTHROW!
WEBVIEWERS threw TOMATOS
You go Webviewers!
A TOMATO went OFF course!
BILLY JO was PELTED by THE TOMATO!
Bah.. Well time to eat..
STRINGS come OUT of BILLY JO'S fingers!
What is Billy Jo doing? Why is he coughing?
Perhaps he needs a Cough Drop. Tune in next
time to (possibly) find the answer!
Battle 13: Hey You Pikachu, Kill!
Location: Gigaís Inner Sactum...
GIGA is PLAYING Hey You Pikachu!
Yep but only for my experiment. Now lets see here Pikachu has danced, fished
all the other things... Now to try my experiment.
Perfect. Pikachu KILL!
BULBASAUR was VAPORIZED by a REAL bolt OF lightning!
Good... Now Virus #142 Infect that Pikachu!
VIRUS #142 use INFECT!
PIKACHU was INFECTED with the COLD!
PIKACHU sneezed on VIRUS #142!
VIRUS #142 melted INTO a PILE of GOO!
Ewww... Well Iíll just reset the game.
GIGA used RESET!
It had no affect!
PIKACHU has JUMPED out OF the TV!
What PIKACHU is mutating!
Pikachuís cheeks are now horns! His Feet are huge 3 toed Tyranosaurus feet.
His Hands look just like that too! His ears hardened into horns!
And it now has some Alakazam body armor! Its eyes disapeared and its
head now looks like a Kuwagamons head!
IN other WORDS! Your screwed!
Not yet. Go Compbug!
The enemys a mutated freak! Getím COMPBUG!
Use your Track&Kill now!
COMPBUG used TRACK&KILL!
COMPBUG tracked DOWN the LIQUID VERSION archives!
COMPBUG killed the LIQUID VERSION archives!
KITE screams BAD words!
KITE is a POTTY mouth!
NARRATOR washed KITEíS MOUTH with SOME soap!
Its super effective!
Drat. Use your Back-up attack!
COMPBUG used BACK-UP!
LIQUID VERSION archives NOW has a BACK-UP!
KITE is HAPPY!
ELF-THINGY absorbed MUTATED-PIKACHU!
ELF-THINGY ran AWAY!
Well that was strange..
Battle 12: The operation...
Location: Eclipse Hospital #12
Player: Chibi Night Elf Witch Doctor#12
NARRATOR warns WEBVIEWERS the NUMBER 12 will be MOST likely be OVER USED..
CHIBI-DOCTOR#12 is PLAYING OPERATION!
WEBMASTER will NOW be SUED by MILTIN-BRADLEY for 12 MILLION Dollars!
WEBMASTER used DIVINE INTERVENTION!
Hmmm... well now that were done warming up lets begin..
NURSE #12 says We found this weird Elf-like creature in front of a portal to armor..
NURSE #12 also mentions that he is green and crusty!
Ewww..... thats gross he was found infront of armor...
CHIBI-DOCTOR shivers in disgust!
Ok bring him in..
12 NURSES push ELF-THINGY in!
Hmmm.. Give me his stats stat!
12 NURSES say Hes dead..
Good. I hate dealing with living people. Ok lets begin. Scalpel.
NURSE #12 handed you a SCALPEL!
CHIBI-DOCTOR #12 ATTEMPTED to MAKE an INCISION!
It had no affect!
ELF-CORPSE is ANGRY!
ELF-CORPSE wants to FIGHT!
Hmmmm... Intresting.. Go Strecher!
The enemy's dead! Get'm STRECHER!
ELF-CORPSE sent out ELF-CORPSE!
Strecher use your Strecher catcher Electrify!
STRECHER used STRECHER CATCHER ELECTRIFY!
STRECHER grabbed ELF-CORPSE!
STRECHER is CHARGING up HIS HANDS!
ELF-CORPSE is PARALYZED it may not attack!
ELF-CORPSE used ACID!
STRECHER melted into a POOL of GREEN GOO!
Bah! lets finish this up. Go Night Tree!
The enemy's a rotting hunk of flesh! Get'm NIGHTTREE!
ELF-CORPSE used DISEASE!
NIGHTTREE would have DIED if that weren't for HUMANS only!
ELF-CORPSE says BAH!
Fool Night Tree use your Fusion!
NIGHTTREE used FUSION!
ELF-CORPSE and NIGHTTREE are glowing WHITE!
I don't like the sound of that..
NARRATOR says THAT you SHOULDN'T!
ELF-CORPSE and NIGHTTREE rammed INTO each OTHER!
ELF-CORPSE and NIGHTTREE fused!
What ELF-CORPSE/NIGHTTREE are EVOLVING!
ELF-CORPSE/NIGHTTREE evolved into.... BILLY JO BOB, THE CHIBI- NIGHT ELF PUPPET!
BILLY JO says YOU ARE SO DEAD!
We are we are experiencing technical diffulcutlies(mostly because the narrators to queasy to watch). Please stand by. *gasp*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*gasp*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. We now return you to your normal battle already in progress.
BILLY JO says One down one to go. Now to get Dragona hehehe.
Battle 11: Show down and the begining of the end...(What the... eep..)
Location: Base of Purity Mountain..
Nee neer I got the Player's text!
Well I've got the webmaster favorite color so there.
Is this true?
NARRATOR wants YOU TWO to get ON with IT!
Fine fine.. Pokemon first?
I only got one you?
One as well.. So lets do this! Go HolyGengar!
The enemy's weak get'm ECLIPSE!
Whats a HolyGengar look like?
Whats a Eclipse look like?
HOLYGENGAR looks looks like a regular GENGAR except its body is WHITE and its eyes are BLUE!
ECLISPE is a HUGE SNORLAX that CAN block out the SUN!
Lets do this! HolyGengar use your Daybright attack!
HOLYGENGAR used DAYBRIGHT!
Its not very effective..
Hehehe.. Eclipse use your Body slam!
ECLIPSE used BODY SLAM!
The EARTH shook!
HOLYGENGAR was CRUSHED!
Use next POKEMON!
Drat. HolyGengar return! Go me!
Bought time. Return Eclipse! Go me!
One on one seems fitting.
Yes it does. Now lets begin. Armor of Hardrock! Iron Rock Crusher!
DARKROJIN used IRON ROCK CRUSHER!
MITCH used HEAVEN'S LIGHT!
ATTACKS were neutrilized!
Hmm.. Lets see you handle THIS! Armor of Inferno! Rage of INFERNO!
I will! Holy FIRE!
ATTACKS were neutrilized!
Bah! I'm finishing this now! Armor of Eclipse! Shadow CRASH!
I agree. Magna NAPALM!
FORCES collided AGAIN!
ATTACKS weren't neutrilized!
HUGE EXPLOSION occured!
MITCH was blown into the HORIZON!
Now to check on my boss.
DARKROJIN walks into the PURITY CHAMBER!
I have defeated Mitch. Now how did your part of the plan go?
ESSENCE OF EVIL says Are plan went perfectly The Puree of Purity has been taken care of and now I need to ask you for a favor!
ESSENCE OF EVIL says I need your body.. Litteraly.
ESSENCE OF EVIL used POSSESE!
What DARKROJIN'S armor is evolving!
DARKROJIN'S armor evolved into.. ARMOR OF THE DARK ECLIPSE!
What DARKROJIN is evolving!
DARKROJIN evolved into IDOJI!
Yes now plan is working..
Location: Web City..
ECLIPSE WEBMASTER used DIVINE INTERVENTION!
HAWs died a horrible death!
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