How Canada Will Take over the WORLD
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Excellent site for those who despise Canada
Yet another site for those who hate Canada and are looking for a laugh
The Un-Official Canadian Quiz
what's your Canadian name:
Your age in Canadian years:
what do Canadians look like:
are Canadians bitches:
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are Canadians pretty:
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are Canadians sweet:
are there Canadian sluts:
if so how much (Canadian and American):
are Canadians mean:
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do Canadians drive:
if so what do Canadians drive:
do Canadians play sports:
are Canadians good at them:
do Candians have sexual relations:
do Canadians smoke:
do Canadians drink:
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are Canada and America good friends:
Are we close:
do u wish we were closer:
did u think we were gonna be the way we r now:
how well do u no Canada
how does Canada treat u :
have you ever fought with Canadians :
have you ever fought physically:
do u love Canada:
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MORE ABOUT CANADA
Society and Culture
The true ludicrousness of Canada is represented in its society and its culture. The information included in this section certainly indicates that America is a far better nation in which to be a part of. I guess one can't expect much from a nation where the remnants of its lost culture are seemingly represented solely in a single television show (Royal Canadian Air Farce.)
Education
Canadians frequently criticize the American public education system, claiming their own is better. However, I took a more reasonable approach and actually researched the information. After calculating the average scores of these three major categories, America, as I always suspected, came out on top. Maybe one reason why Canada lags behind in public education is because they spend so much money on socialized medical care. Personally, I don't see much benefit in a country inhabited by healthy idiots.
Average test scores for science performance: Canada-485
(http://nces.ed.gov/pubs/ce/c9624a01.html) United States-483.5
(http://nces.ed.gov/pubs/ce/c9624a01.html)
Average tests scores for reading literacy:
Canada-511 (http://nces.ed.gov/pubs/ce/c9620a01.html)
United States-541 (http://nces.ed.gov/pubs/ce/c9620a01.html)
Average test scores for mathematics:
Canada-471.5 (http://nces.ed.gov/pubs/ce/c9623a01.html)
United States-457 (http://nces.ed.gov/pubs/ce/c9623a01.html)
Overall average score for educational performance: Canada-489.16
United States-493.83
Percentage of educational completion for secondary/post-secondary school:
Canada - 74.1; United States - 85.1 (Secondary schools)
Canada - 16.9; United States - 24.4 (Post-secondary schools )
As shown, the rate of educational attainment for both high-school and universities for American students in comparison to their Canadian counterparts was more than 7% higher - exactly 10% higher for high-school students. NOTE: In this category, the Americans surpassed all other major industrialized nations.
Percentage of public schools troubled with one or more problems*:
Canada - 13%; United States - 5%
Once again, the American schools exhibited much better results than the other participants. In fact, it was the only country to have less than 10% of its schools burdened with with the problems listed below.
*=Problems included Problems included overcrowded classrooms, inadequate facilities and maintenance, shortages of textbooks and other educational materials, student absenteeism, lack of discipline, and vandalism of school property.
Canada: A Nation of Crime
The most common misconception about America's crime rate is that it is extremely higher than Canada's. Not true. In reality, Canada's violent and property crime rates are higher. If I were to ever state this around Canadians I would be violently confronted with disagreement, but, as the statistics show, Canada's status as having a "lower crime rate" was nothing more than a nationally circulated lie.
All too often I have heard overly nationalistic Canadians verbally portray America as a violent, crime-ridden wasteland. Such a statement is really nothing more than an ignorant Canadian lie. To begin, I'll discuss the topic of firearms. One in every four Canadians - yes, 25% - owns at least one firearm, with the average owner posessing three. That percentage of gun ownership also applies to the United States. Some provinces don't even require registration or a license to purchase a gun.
And as for violence, 381 more acts of violence per 100,000 inhabitants are committed in the great crime-free nation of Canada (995/100,000 total) (http://www.statcan.ca/english/ads/11-008-XIE/social.html). The violent crime rate per 100,000 inhabitants in America stands at 618 (http://www.pathfinder.com/@@I53UdQUAKNCrV*fL/money/best-cities-97/citypages/nashu_nh.html). So if the United States is as relentlessly violent as so many Canadians think it is, how violent would that make Canada? An interesting question...
In addition to being more violent, Canada, far exceeds the U.S. in property crime, with a total of 5,237 (http://www.statcan.ca/english/ads/11-008-XIE/social.html) property crimes committed per
100,000 people, as opposed to the American property crime rate of 4,832 crimes/100,000 people (http://www.pathfinder.com/@@I53UdQUAKNCrV*fL/money/best-cities-97/citypages/nashu_nh.html).
I seriously doubt that the majority of Canadians are even aware of these statistics, but it is probably just another lie conveyed towards the public by the radically biased Canadian media.
Censorship
The Canadian Charter of (the so-called) Rights and Freedoms is a joke, and one that has been repeatedly tossed around Canada's federal agencies as something that they can freely regulate without restriction. The truth is that Canada is one of the "most censorial" nations typically regarded as being "free" on the entire planet. Their main customs agency, Canada Customs, decides not only to play the usual role of customs organizations, but as well as the totaletarian dictator. It has censored, along with various other groups around the "country", hundreds of books, magazines, and movies intended to be published in the last several decades. One Canadian I spoke with said that the justification for such oppressive actions is that if the majority of the people in, for example, one city, want a certain book to be removed from a public library, it is perfectly acceptable and tolerable to do so. Unfortunately for him, this doesn't apply to civil rights that are officially considered inalienable by any governmental agency. In other words, censorship is basically illegal. In America, we fought a long, costly war against a world power to gain our freedom, while it was essentially given to Canada without a major cost. Maybe that attributes to the fact that we preserve and appreciate our rights rather than destroy them.
I have gathered a list of many different specific examples of how the freedom of speech is so often suppressed in Canada, (though the number ofoccurrances are not nearly close to the actual number), the most ironic of which happened during "Freedom to Read Week". It can be reached at https://www.angelfire.com/il/anticanada/censorship.html. Note that on several occassions Canada Customs has personally extended its own designated purposes to regulate and destroy any material that they consider "obscene". I was also shocked to know that in addition to these already immoral actions, Canada Customs has previously opened personal mail without a sufficient possible cause - in America, freedom of privacy is valued deeply. I would never tolerate the FBI, perhaps, openingmail addressed to me, nor would any American I know. Also keep in mind that I have yet to add another list of such occurrences from 1994 to the present that is equally as long and detailed.
Canadian Anti-Americanism/Nationalism
It is always quite comical, though sometimes annoying, to listen to Canadians express nationalistic sentiments. Several web sites dedicated solely to such feelings appear throughout the Internet (I will not list them here because I do not wish to support the spread of their idiotic messages), and the phrase "proud Canadian" is often emanated from the mouths of generally ignorant Canadians who are far too naive to pay any regard to thruthfulness. But the most humorous thing of all is that when confronted with the question "What are you so proud of?", these "proud Canadians" will either speechless, rant on about how "the U.N voted their country above all others" (particularly the United States), or make some anti-American comment. It gives one an rough idea of what kind of nation Canada is compared to other industrialized countries. Personally, I think that Canadians don't have anything to take pride in, other than the fact that they are fortunate enough to live so close to America.
But because of their obvious lack of things to take pride in, many Canadians feel compelled to use anti-Americanism as an inadequate subsitute for national pride. Unfortunately, these people fail to notice that anti-Americanism is really no different than racism or anti-Semetism. Could somebody explain to me how hating a person simple because of their nationality is any less morally evil than hating someone because of their race or religion? Maybe Canadians should stop and contemplate the fact that maybe, just maybe not all Americans act in a similar way that a small minority (the America government, for example) does. But who can really blame them? It must be difficult to measure up against a dominant southern neighbor. Unfortunately for them, the superpower status of the United States practically deems them unimportant in world politics, forcing them to trudge behind America in nearly every aspect of international success. If they have trouble dealing with the simple fact that America is a more successful country, I don't think hatred is a very sensible solution for dealing with this. One might inquire the mentality of a people who will stoop so low.
Canada's other national sport...
I realize that the second half of this portion seems very hypocritical, but it is not. I do not - despite whatever derogatory, generalized statements I have written (I try to keep the generalazations relatively low) - hate all Canadians. That would simply be stupid. I want all Canadian viewers who have been misinformed that negative opinions towards Canada are certainly not prominent. In fact, few Americans would ever create a site such as this one. I do not, in any wsay, represent the general opinion of the American population. I am only retaliating against anti-American sentiment in Canada.
"Cultural Preservation"
Like the remainder of the world, Canadians eagerly import American fashion, American music, and Americans television/movies into their own nation, and implement into their culture. Unfortunately, Canadians are absolutely annoying when dealing wih the issue of their own national culture and that of America. In order to "preserve the Canadian culture", or whatever fragments remain, the government and other groups and organizations have taken drastic measures to do so. Some radical solutions include a ban on the importation of American magazines, and restricting American music from being aired on the radio stations so that Canadian bands will always outnumber the playing of American songs by 3 to 1. The first action named was a definite violation of World Trade Organization policy, and Canada was forced to repeal such regulations. Recently, the government has announced plans to create more "Canadian content" on the Internet. Such eforts will cost taxpayers $50 million. I think that when such desires grow to the point where they violate international law and cost outrageous amounts of much-needed money, they have been taken much too far. The hypocracy in doing so is evident - how many Canadian complain about the cultural influence the British have on their society. It isn't our President that is printed on Canadian coins (but someday...). This is nothing more than a result of the "hate-the-Americans" attitude many Canadians citizens have towards us. In my opinion, any culture so weak that the government has to "preserve" is really not worth preserving.
Health Care
Is socialized medical care really the best? Some Canadians would like to pretend it is. Despite enormous taxes, the Canadian health care system (a system that offers its citizens only one plan without allowing them to make a choice based on personal preference and needs) certainly does not provide better medical care, thanks to frequent overcrowding - a problem that affects all aspects of health care. Unfortunately, a health care system that costs more than $300 billion in federal funds a year makes support for other social programs in an already financially-strapped nation difficult at times, forcing the federal government to cut federal funds for socialized medicine by 40% - a decision that hasn't done much to improve the situation. In most opiniions, this is not an extremely effective way to combat the many problems of Canada's health care system. The American health care system, fo course, has its obvious flaws: the number of citizens who receive adequate medical care is lower. Still, the quality is higher and if one does not have medical insurance (yes, the majority of medical bills are covered by the insurance company) they can work harder and then obtain health insurance. As I said before, the power is held in the hands of the people rather than the politicians.
Save the Children
The treatment of children in Canada is all too often shockingly disgusting, especially for an industrialized nation. Recent stories of children being violently murdered by incompetent parents and other people, as well as the deteriorating standards in government-funded child care programs, have cast an evil light on the issue. Canadian child welfare services are indeed corrupt and inadequate. Huge spending cuts for such social programs have drastically affected the quality of these social services, especially in the number of people employed to deal with problems that pertain to the goals of child care. In the past two years, 100 children uder government "care" have died because of severe neglegence. One six-year-old boy was forced to walk around his drug-addicted mother's corpse for several days until the body was discovered. That is absolutely sick. In addition to this, statistical studies show that 1 in every 8 Canadian girls are sexually abused and 1 in every 3 Canadian boys are physically abused. But I'm sure Canadians are proud to live in a such a wonderful society.
Canada Day
Canada's most important national holiday celebrates Confederation, an event that is the Canadian equivalent of Independence Day which commemorates the declaration of the United States of America as an independent country. Ironically, these two patriotic holidays fall within several days of each other, and it is interesting to compare the two. First, look at the main point of the two holidays: the American Revolution and the Declaration of Independence are both truly inspiring and exciting. American colonists united as a people to form a new nation based on principles of justice and democracy (principles that England did not offer) and defeat what was then an empire of unrivaled power, while the Founding Fathers committed treason and risked death when signing the document that officialized the colonies' separation. Canada, however, became a country through waiting an additional 91 years after the United States earned its freedom until England agreed to their independence. There isn't anything terribly interesting or inspiring about a bunch of old politicians sitting around and signing papers. Just the thought could make one question why Canada Day is even celebratedin the first place. Still, fireworks ceremonies are held when July 1 rolls around, though to represent what no one really knows. But Canadians, being stuck in their luidcrous identity crisis, feel the need to dedicate an entire holiday to separating themselves from Americans rather than honoring the anniversary of their independence.
Canadian Inventions
acrylics
Actar 911 CPR Dummy - Dianne Croteau, Richard Brault and Jonathan Vinden
air-conditioned vehicle
aircraft de-icer
antigravity suit - Wilbur R. Franks (1940)
Balderdash - Laura Robinson and Paul Toyne (1984)
basketball - James Naismith (1892)
batteryless radio (AC radio tube) - Edward Samuel Rogers Sr. (1925)
bovril
butter substitute
Canadarm - SPAR and the National Aeronautical Establishment (1981)
calcium carbide and acetylene gas (production of) - Thomas L. "Carbide" Wilson (1892)
carcino embryonic antigen (CEA) blood test - Dr. Phil Gold (1968)
cardiac intensive care unit (first)
cobalt bomb - University of Saskatchewan and Eldorado Mining and Refining (1951)
compound revolving snow shovel (trains)
computerized braille
crash position indicator (C.P.I) - Harry T. Stevinson and David M. Makow (1959)
dental mirror
disintegrating plastic
ear piercer
electric cooking range - Thomas Ahearn (1882)
electric hand prosthesis for children - Helmut Lukas (1971)
electrical car (North America's first)
electric wheelchair - George J. Klein
electron microscope - Prof. E. F. Burton and Cecil Hall, James Hillier and Albert Prebus (late 1930s)
electronic wave organ - Frank Morse Robb (1927)
explosives vapour detector - Dr Lorne Elias (1990)
film developing tank
five pin bowling - Thomas E. Ryan (1909)
foghorn - Robert Foulis (1854)
frozen fish - Dr. Archibald G. Huntsman (1926)
garbage bag (green plastic) - Harry Wasyluk and Larry Hanson (1950s)
Gestalt Photo Mapper - G. Hobrough (1975)
gingerale - John J. McLaughlin (1904)
goalie mask - Jacques Plante (1959)
Green ink - Thomas Sterry Hunt (1862)
hair tonic
heart valve operation (first)
helicopter trap (for landing on ships)
helium as a substitute for hydrogen in airships
hydrofoil boat - Alexander Graham Bell and Casey Baldwin (1908)
IMAX - Grahame Ferguson, Roman Kroitor, Robert Kerr (1968)
instant potato flakes - Dr. Edward Asselbegs and the Food Research Institute (1962)
insulation
insulin (as diabetes treatment) - Dr. Frederick Banting, Dr. Charles Best and Dr. Collip
(1921)
Java - James Gosling
Jetline
jolly jumper - Olivia Poole
kerosene - Abraham Gesner (1840)
lacrosse - played since the 1600s; William George Beers set out standard rules (1860)
laser (sailboat) - Bruce Kirby, Ian Bruce and Hans Fogh (1969)
lightbulb (first patented) - Henry Woodward (1874)
liposomes
machine gun tracer bullet
MacPherson gas mask
measure for footwear
Muskol
Newtsuit - Phil Nuytten
newsprint - Charles Fenerty (1838)
Nursing Mother Breast Pads - Marsha Skrypuch (1986)
pablum - Drs. Alan Brown, Fred Tisdall, and Theo Drake (1930s)
pacemaker - Wilfred Bigelow
paint roller - Norman Breakey (1940)
panoramic camera - John Connon (1887)
Phi (position homing indicator for aircraft)
Pictionary - Rob Angel (1986)
pizza pizza telephone computer delivery services
portable high chair
Puzz-3D
(A) Question of Scruples - Robert Simpson (1984)
radar profile recorder - NRC (1947)
radio compass
retractable beer carton handle (Tuck-away-handle Beer Carton) - Steve Pasjac (1957)
rollerskate
screw propeller
ski-binding
snowblower - Arthur Sicard (1927)
snowmobile - Joseph-Armand Bombardier (1937)
snowplow (rotary) - invented by J.W. Elliot (1869), first built by Leslie Brothers (1883)
steam foghorn
standard time - Sir Stanford Fleming (1879)
Stanley Cup - (Canada's Governor-General) Lord Stanley of Preston (1893)
Stol aircraft - de Havilland Canada (1948)
submarine telegraph cable
Superman - Joe Shuster and Jerome Siegel (1938)
table hockey - Donald Munro (1930s)
telephone - Alexander Graham Bell (1874)
Trivial Pursuit - Chris Haney, John Haney and Scott Abbott (1982)
variable Pitch Propeller - Wallace Rupert Turnbull (1918)
Walkie-Talkie - Donald L. Hings (1942)
washing machine
wirephoto - Sir William Stephenson (1921)
Yachtzee
zipper - Gideon Sundback (1913)
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