Name: Erik Zink
Alias: Eddik Zink, Zinkowsky, Commie (Note: all 3 are courtesy of Kyoung)
Favorite Suit: (Not available)
Favorite Bower: (Not available)
T.E.D. Rating: (Not available)
Special Moves:
The Super-Circulator Fart: This move is a Zinkowsky special, which is accomplished by first producing one hell of an SBD, followed by a hypnotic vertical gyration on his seat. This tactic sends toxic gasses to every part of the room.
The ramen disposal: This maneuver consists of disposing of unwanted ramen into the bathroom sinks here at Cary. Not only is the ramen discarded, but the bowl is also thrown in for good measure.
Quote: "Why don't you throw the Right there, Ass-eyes?"
Quote: "Mind if I make some lemonade?"
Quote: "How 'bout....no"
Quote: "Don't make fun of me when I'm in the big boy clothes."
Quote: "I can't wait 'till I'm home, cruisin' around in my vehicle."
Quote: "You don't call it a 'gun,' you either refer to it as a rifle or weapon."
Quote: "I'll just throw this ramen into the sink, along with the bowl."

ROTC by day, superhero fag by night!

Home