Three security officers have been quiet since their presence in Japan was felt. The first to notice is the founder of Heaven. Tonight His sword will be drawn...

Mistress Anya, Aaron Deschanel, Mistress Aria, and Window Cane

Featuring Ursula and Viper Shibari

in


Alia and the Boy: The Conflict of Electricity Loss

Book 3

Replay the Lifeguard Scene





A Literary Film



Written and Directed by
Dan Sherrill
Mistress Aria
and
Wooden Box Theater

Executive Producer - Mara Mars

Contributing writer - Miss Ammunition

Wooden Box Theater is published by



Mistress Aria of Chicago

and is a



Artist




There has indeed been a security violation in Heaven. Moses has
seen a red light flash on one of the monitoring walls. It won't stop. He races to get Jesus of Nazareth to inspect the source of the invasion.

When He arrives He is alarmed at what the monitor has picked up.
A reading unlike any other. Invasion is a small word at this point.



Moses-How did they get in here?

Jesus of Nazareth-I don't know.

Moses-Shall I sound the alarm?

Jesus-No. Not yet.

Moses-We have the complete population of Heaven to be aware of here. If they were able to break in then great damage would be done in the blink of an eye.

Jesus-Look, someone's walking toward the camera.

The face is all too familiar.

King Hector Uliindala-I am here, Jesus of Nazareth. Come and destroy me!

He races out of the monitoring room and downstairs to the main floor of the huge tower. Face to face with Hector.

King Hector Uliindala-Aren't you going to ask me about Karolina and her prophet soul mate?

Jesus-They are in Japan, where you took them.

King Hector Uliindala-How can I take them if I am right here?

Jesus reaches for his comlink only to see Hector pull out a rifle and aim it right at the Savior's face.

King Hector Uliindala-I have you cornered.

A single shuttle pulls up close to the scene. Two women were on their way to meet with Moses, anyway, about the mission to Japan. The first thing they see is Jesus being attacked, and not fighting back.

The front door of the tower swings open and the two woman draw their weapons at Hector.

Mistress Aria-Down with it! Jesus hasn't done anything to you!

Mistress Anya-Where is The Father?

King Hector Uliindala-Probably in Japan searching for Karolina Scott.

Mistress Anya-Why are you here?

King Hector Uliindala-To capture His Son. While He's gone, of course.

Mistress Anya-It's not going to go down that way.

A man walks from the shuttle and looks clearly at the situation. He sends a transmission from his comlink to the 4th floor of the tower.

Vito-Freeze! Put the weapon down, Hector!

As he races to free Jesus from being shot at, Vito pulls out a set of handcuffs, to detain Hector. The only problem seems to be that Hector appears to be overpowering the Master who has come to the rescue of Jesus.

In a few dramatic seconds, Hector's image fades, leaving an army of Lamanites outside. Blocking anyone from leaving. Hundreds of them. They are pulling out huge rifles and are ready to fire.

Vito sends another distress signal to an unlikely friend.

Feral-I'm closer. Don't worry. Nothing will happen to Jesus.

Vito-How do you know?

The elevator light turns on. Moses and Feral walk to the scene to check on Jesus.

Feral-Are you alright, my dear?

Jesus-I'd feel better if there wasn't an angry army outside.

Feral-I see your point.

Vito-Jesus, can I ask you a question?

Jesus-Sure.

Vito-Does this place have a backdoor?

Jesus-Yeah. My shuttle is outside.

Vito-It's too early for them to surround the place. I have a plan. I'm sorry, but it may involve crashing your shuttle into the doorway.

Jesus-Won't you run right into about a hundred men outside?

Vito-If I do it right, then no.

Someone else apparently had the same idea as a two person shuttle flies, then tears, into the glass windows and front door off the tower.

The pilot seems to have been reading Vito's thoughts. Again.

The army of Lamanites are still gathered around the shuttle as Mistress Anya and the others race to the its doors. Once the engine is turned on the craft lifts off. Leaving the army to ponder over their next move.

Vito walks to the pilot's chair.

Window Cane-You're right. I can always read your mind.

Vito-Is that how knew to come?

Window-I had a meeting with Jesus to get ready for.

Vito-This is a small plane. It's really only supposed to hold a couple of people. We now have more than it holds.

Jesus-Can you just get us out of here!

Window-I will. Hold on!

She steers the shuttle clear of the army and into the night sky. A shuttle that now carries Mistress Anya, Mistress Aria, Window Cane, Feral, Vito and Jesus of Nazareth.

Jesus-There, pull into that hanger. I have two more shuttles so we can split up.

There is no sign of the Lamanites at the hanger.

Mistress Anya-Aria, you're coming with me.

Vito-I will take Feral and Jesus.

Window-I have to make a phone call. I'll be fine.

Jesus-What do you mean?

Window-I just will.

Jesus-What about our meeting?

Window-I guess it will have to wait.

Jesus-Fine, then I'll stay with you.

Window-I have someone I need to confront.

Jesus-In Heaven?

Window-Someone I know is here.

Jesus-Who? Hector?

Window-Yes.

Jesus-I insist on following you.

Window-I don't want you involved. This is something I have to do. Alone. You know nothing about the Master/slave relationship or D/s. Or my way of life.

Jesus-No? Maybe I don't, but I know you as a person.

Window-What's that supposed to mean?

Jesus-It is what it is.

Window-Are you staying?

Jesus signals to the others to take off without him.

He raises his comlink in the air so they know to reach him on their way to Japan. In case of an emergency.

He wakes first. Not trying to disturb Lady EyeRifle or her boyfriend in the other room, he pours himself a glass of cold water from the pitcher in the fridge.

He recieves a new text message on his phone.

I miss you,

Window Cane


He waits a few minutes and sends one back to her.

I miss you, too.
See you in Japan.


Lady EyeRifle's alarm has decided to go off and wake her and her boyfriend up.

Dan Sherrill-Good morning.

Lady EyeRifle-Ditto.

Dan-The plane should be leaving soon.

Lady EyeRifle-I know. Are you ready, though?

Dan-No. But, I think I could use the several hour flight to take my mind of certain things.

Lady EyeRifle-Window Cane?

Dan-Yeah, Window Cane.

Lady EyeRifle-You know how I feel about her.

Dan-I know. That's not why I want to see her. I'm going to call off our engagement.

A look of surprise comes over her face.

Lady EyeRifle-Why?

Dan-Friends can't marry friends. It never works out. I don't know her in that way. She's more like a guardian angel than anything.

Lady EyeRifle-I don't know how faithful she'd be anyway.

He sends his glass toward the wall, breaking it into four hundred pieces.

Lady EyeRifle-What the Hell was that for!!!

Dan-I'm sorry.

Dan-I'm just feeling a little single right now. Single and looking. Why won't anyone be true and stay. I can't even keep a fucking wife longer than a couple months!

Lady EyeRifle-That one recently wasn't your fault. I swear it wasn't. You dealt with her meddling friend and her family enough to know that. Had you two been left alone long enough and gotten your own apartment and had a kid then things would've been fine. Of course had that happened then you wouldn't have ever met me or Ursula or any of the others.

Dan-Yeah, at least one good thing happened.

Lady EyeRifle-I know the feeling of being alone. It's not fun. I have other glasses. Don't worry. We'll clean it up when we get back.

Suddenly Dan collapses on the floor. His eyes shut. Tight.

Lady EyeRifle-Dan!!

There is a vision. A friend being attacked. Three drunk men are taking advantage of her.

They are laughing with bottles of beer in their hands. One of them reaches around her neck and wants to strangle her. Another woman is laughing and letting it happen. A friend.

Angel X-No!!

Juan Lawq-Come here, baby. It's alright.

Angel X-This is not part of the the 'scene.'

He reaches out to save her, but can't. She's part of the dream.

Dan-Angel X!!

Angel X-Dan!! Help me!!

Dan-I can't!!

Angel X-This isn't part of the scene.

Dan-Who is doing this to you!!

Angel X-Tempest!!

He walks into her view, but she won't make eye contact with him.

Finally she does. It scared him half to death.

Her mouth opens to speak.

Temptest Star-Stand back, Christian author!

Dan-I will not, Tempest!

Tempest instructs the man to squeeze harder, which is causing Angel X to turn a different shade. A scary one.

Dan-Tempest, no!!!

Tempest-Stop me!!

Angel X-Dan!! You have to help me!

He walks away and pulls out his cell phone.

New Message

Window Cane

These drunks are beating on Angel X. I'm ready to cause trouble. Scared for her.


When there is no reply, he walks back to the scene.

Angel X is bleeding from her nose and mouth.

Tempest signals to one of the guards to bring Dan close to her eyesight.

Dan-One false move, lady and I will attach my badge to my shirt and arrest you.

Tempest-For what?

Dan-Assault!

Tempest-On a willing participant?

Dan-Fine! I've had it here! With you! With Window! With all of it! I'm leaving.

Tempest-It was just a 'scene.' She's alright!

Dan turns around.

Dan-Then why was she bleeding?

Tempest-Because I play rough.

Dan-This isn't right for me.

Two of the men walk back toward Angel X with drunk looks on their faces. Ready to continue the horrific scene.

Dan-I swear to you. If you lay another hand on her I will have you kicked out in 5 seconds! I am her Master!

Jul Kia-What is your name, buddy?

Dan-Master Aaron Deschanel. Now tell your friends to run as fast as they can out of here because they will be missing parts of their jaw!

She openly cries on his shoulder.

Dan-Somebody get me a tissue to dry up some of the blood that's pouring out of her nose!

The bartender hands him several as Dan tells Angel X to hold still so he can clean her up.

Dan-Don't you ever scare me like that again. I will not put up with anyone beating on you.

Angel X-You're a lifesaver.

The image fades. He's back on the couch. Awake.

Lady EyeRifle-Dan!

He looks at her differently. Much different than before.

Dan-I've got to go.

Lady EyeRifle-Where?

Dan-Outside.

Lady EyeRifle-We've got to leave in a few minutes and you're not even showered and packed yet.

Dan-I just...I need a walk. I'll be back.

She can't figure out what he's just seen. The image will not go away. Of Tempest Star, his friend, and those men trying to attack the mysterious Angel X.

He pulls out his cell phone once out of view and dials a familiar number.

Dan-Are you busy?

The Father-No. I'm never too busy for a friend. What is it?

Dan-I'm in way over my head.

The Father-I told everyone that this Karolina Scott case will get out of hand. It looks like it has.

Dan-I'm scared. I had a vision a few minutes ago. I think these Dominatrices are more than what I originally thought. I'm scared. I wanna get out of here.

She looks down at him from her window with her boyfriend.

Lady EyeRifle-Something scared the Hell out of him. I'm going to find out what it is.

Dan decides to sit on a step and continue his conversaiton with The Father.

Dan-They're into some pretty deep and scary stuff.

The Father-Remind yourself that it's not what they do that's important. They are your friends. Friendship is much deeper than someone's hobby or occupation.

Dan-I've heard things about Window Cane. Scary things. I've seen the things she does.

The Father-Listen to me. It might appear evil. Sadistic. Horrifying. But, in what way has she treated you?

She walks closer to the conversation, trying to listen and stay out of view.

Dan-She has made an exception. She treats me like gold. They all have. I've had problems with three people so far out of a hundred or so that I've met. As long as Window likes me still. And Lady EyeRifle. The others, I don't really know.

Lady EyeRifle-Dan, hang the phone up!

Dan-What are you talking about?

Lady EyeRifle-Hang the damned phone up!!!

Dan-I have to go. I'm sorry. We'll talk soon.

Once his phone is turned to silent, she gives him an awful look.

Lady EyeRifle-I want to tell you something and I hope you get this through your head.

Dan-What is it?

She wraps her arms around him for a hug.

Lady EyeRifle-I don't want you to leave. I want to go to Japan with you and help you free your friends. What you saw was a 'scene.' I'm sorry I didn't have the same vision. I would've helped Angel X. I swear it. Don't let one thing or one person tear you away from a group of people who love you dearly. Why on Earth you hang out with us is beyond me, but you know what? Stay. Give this another chance. Don't bail on me. Please. Just come upstairs and pack your stuff and we can talk about this on the plane.

Dan-It was Tempest! She was doing this to Angel X! And three or four guys, too. They were joining in it. It looked like they wanted to hurt her. And you know what? They did!

Lady EyeRifle-Alright! I can't stop you. I'll tell the others to head back to the city and not to worry about going to Japan.

Dan-I'm sorry.

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the bullet she'd given him.

Dan-Here you go. It belongs to you. Tell the suspension team that I'm quitting. Before my first suspension. I'm sorry. I will walk to my sister's place. It's not far.

Lady EyeRifle-Hey, I'm here if you need me.

Dan-I'll remember that.

Lady EyeRifle-What should I tell Window Cane?

Dan-That our engagement is off.

Lady EyeRifle-Very well, my dear.

Once she is out of view and back upstairs, he bows his head to pray. For an answer. Once and for all.

'Dear God,

This is the part where I say that my divorce still hurts..a lot. I keep finding myself drifting off into last summer and how much Hell that was. Luckily for me I escaped it one night in November and met a lot of the people on my website through friend Window Cane. Couldn't ask for better friends. That was exactly what I needed. Someplace to go to take my mind off my troubled court dates and attorneys and learning how to heal.

I always look back and remember that first night driving to the city to Window's show at the Punk Rock club and wanting to leave everyone and everything behind and run as far from my divorce as I possibly could. And I did.

But the truth is that it still hurts. I still sometimes want to just pick up the phone and try to make everything better, but I know that's impossible right now.

I just seem to hold onto the friends I do have and go out with them and club dance and have fun in the city, but something's missing. The person who should be out with me isn't. It's nice that I have a group of friends to run away to and that have been nothing but supportive of me and my Christian writing, but things would be a whole lot easier if the one I married was still married to me.

I am a Christian author who's still deeply wounded from divorce. Sad as it sounds. I cherish getting to go and see Sears Tower and promoting my writing around the scene in the city and going to see Window Cane and Tempest Star's shows. Such a blast! But what I truly am lacking is someone special in my life to share it with.

You know, that woman I can't seem to find. I have these awful blind dates. Someone's always escaping an evil ex that they want back, no free time, a thousand miles away, focused on school or work or a hundred other things, or the old not looking for more than just a drink.

Just once if a sincere, open minded woman came along maybe my smile would come back. It's never fun being the only single one out of all your friends. Right now I'm just holding onto the people who've taken me in as their friend and really truly mean it, and holding onto God. More than ever.

Lucky for me I have that group of friends in the city to go and hang out with. My trips to the city are priceless. Everyone knows I'm a Christian and for the most part, everyone is cool with it.

I just want that one special woman to come out of nowhere and put that smile back on my face. Never know what God has up His sleeve.

I am proud to be an open minded Christian author. I'd never trade in my faith. Not for anything. He's never let me down, it's only fair that I never let Him down either. I still don't really go to church, except with my sister. And if I'm invited elsewhere. I don't want my faith tampered with by sticking to one church. It's far too important to me to do that. I like just being a 'visitor' sometimes.

I just keep praying for the right woman to come along, as my heart heals from a tragic divorce. My faith is strong. I'll find her eventually.'


She walks closer to him and realizes that he's fallen asleep on the step he was praying on.

Lady EyeRifle-Dan? Are you okay?

Dan-Yeah. I'm sorry.

Lady EyeRifle-It's part of the lifestyle to get a little rough sometimes. I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say. Can I speak freely to you?

Dan-Sure.

Lady EyeRifle-I'd rather we not go to Japan. I know what I said at first, but something just tells me that what we're looking for there isn't what we're going to find. You are also not in any shape to be going far from my sight.

Dan-I'm so sorry.

She reaches out and holds him close to her. In her arms. They both share several tears.

Lady EyeRifle-You should be out anywhere with your new friends. They talk about you constantly. I know you kind of look at us as unlikely rescuers from your divorce ordeal, but see, we're all still here!

More tears fall from his eyes. Realizing that she's totally right.

She wipes the falling tears from his eyes.

Lady EyeRifle-I am your friend, Dan. I don't know how else to show or say it to you. We're not used to someone of your religion coming into a group of Dominatrices and actually caring about us. It's virtually unheard of. You're not throwing Bibles at us. You're not stuffing the words in it down our throats. We're all adults here. Instead you come around and smile and laugh with us and dance with us and keep coming back, even though you don't really need to anymore. Your divorce is over. She's out of your life. I want to be very honest with you right now, Dan Sherrill. Novel writer, friend, Christian, or whatever you choose to be called. I will never leave you. None of us will. We're always just an hour away.

His comlink flashes.

Lady EyeRifle-You better answer that.

Dan-Hello?

The Father-They released her and Joseph. We don't need to go to Japan.

Dan-Why?

The Father-Your soul mate drew her sword and won. Hector has been defeated. That's all this was about. She's free of her 'Slave Contract.' Karolina is free also. Stephen is no longer. She got him, too. Neither one will be a threat to Heaven.

Dan takes a deep breath.

Dan-My heart is still hurting.

The Father-I know. I'm sending a couple of friends to take you out for one eventful night. You need to have fun. Get out and sing karaoke with your new friends in the city. Go dancing with them. Don't resort to the binge eating again. You'll kill yourself that way. Please let Mariah go. I know it's hard and it tears you apart just thinking about it, but listen to me, Window Cane might have a boyfriend now, but don't let it steer you from her. She's your soul mate. She's always going to be there for you. There is a great power in friendship. Did you ever in a million years envision yourself the center of attention of the D/s scene in the city? And to think that people have come out of nowhere to make you feel welcome. Take it for what it's worth, but I know Christians who aren't as accepting. Look how these people reacted to you needing a place to stay and hang out away from your divorce. They accepted you with open arms. Not to try to get you to do what they do or live their lifestyle, but as genuine friends. I think that's amazing. Since you seem to tell everyone that you're a Christian writer. Wherever you go. Do you remember what Ursula Shibari told you that one night?

Dan-Not to assume I was the only Christian in the 'scene' and that her outfits weren't a costume. She was very passionate about telling me that.

The Father-How has she treated you since that first time she put you in her place?

Dan-Like gold. We talk all the time online and when I see her and Viper. We hung out for 2 hours one night. They've become real, actual, friends.

He hears footsteps walk toward him. She's wearing tall heels and an amazing and creative outfit. She's so beautiful. I can't even describe her without getting it wrong. She's just beautiful.

Mistress Aria-Talking to The Father?

Dan-Who are you?

Mistress Aria-A friend.

Dan-Who is this woman?

The Father-Her name is Mistress Aria. Look at her. She's a Professional Dominatrix. She's into 'Needle Play' and body piercing, and things I won't quite get into with you. Not yet. Can I tell you something about her?

Dan-Sure.

The Father-A long time ago she sat in the audience of My Son's speech on The Mount of Olives. She was always in His audience. They know one another quite well.

Dan-Oh.

The Father-She's also your new co-author.

Mistress Aria-If you'll have me.

Dan-I trust in The Father. I'm glad I met you.

Another car pulls up to the conversation.

She walks with grace. She is just as beautiful as Mistress Aria. Her smile is refreshing.

Mistress Anya-Dan?

Dan-Yeah.

Mistress Anya-Is The Father still on the phone?

Dan-He is.

She takes the phone from him and speaks clearly.

Mistress Anya-I have what you asked me to retrieve from your office in Heaven.

The Father-Very good. Are there still Lamanites on the grounds of Heaven?

Mistress Anya-Yes.

The Father-You know Mistress Aria, right?

Mistress Anya-Yes, I do. We met in Heaven earlier.

What Mistress Aria doesn't realize is that the item that He asked her to keep safe is being held inside her travel bag.

The Father-I'm putting all my trust in you with this. It belonged to My Son.

Mistress Anya-Nothing will happen to the Chalice from the Last Supper.

The Father-Very well. You know where it is to be taken?

Mistress Anya-I do.

The Father-Then I'll meet you there.

Mistress Anya-Very well.

She hangs the phone up and gives it back to Dan.

Mistress Aria-So you're holding the Holy Grail?

Mistress Anya-I am.

Mistress Aria-How serious is this invasion?

Mistress Anya-Serious enough. He's never had to hide the Chalice before.

Lady EyeRifle has finally caught up with the three of them, on foot.

Mistress Anya-Hey there.

Lady EyeRifle-Vito and Feral are on their way. Did you hear what The Father wants them to do?

Mistress Anya-I know. They must follow Jesus and you, Aria, along with me and Tempest Star to Nazareth to make sure his Treasure is still where it was buried last.

Hearing the name Tempest, Dan loses his balance and collapses on the sidewalk.

He is back in the dream.

Angel X is crying for help.

Tempest appears to be whipping her with her own belt. Hard. Unrelenting. Cruel.

Dan-Tempest, no!!!

Tempest-You're in way over your head, my dear.

Angel X-It's a setup! All of it! They're not your friends! Leave the scene!

Tempest grabs Angel X by the hair and presses her face into a concrete wall.

Blood is covering her mouth and nose.

Tempest-I will haunt you!

Angel X-Don't listen to her!

Tempest-I will find you!

Dan-Snap out of it, Tempest! I'm your friend!

Tempest-No! You are not!

Angel X-Get out of here, Dan! Leave me!

Dan-No! I won't leave you!

Angel X-Tempest, God no! Don't let her kill me, Dan! Rescue me! It's in the cards! The Real Estate of Heaven depends on it!

Dan-Is this true, Mistress?

Tempest-Truth?

Dan-Truth!

She grabs her whip and attacks Dan with it! Angel X is able to run free until two of Tempest's guards grab her by the throat and hold her in place.

Dan-Tempest!

Tempest-I'm not the villain! Unless you've joined the enemy!

Dan-What are you talking about?

Tempest-Keep your enemies closer!

Dan-Why were you beating on her!

Tempest-Turn around!

Once he does he can see her badge. Clear as day. Lamanite!

Someone has notified city police. They walk down the stairs into the basement of the nightclub.

Officer Kradle-Where are my detectives?

Tempest-They're near Kaesa building sets for their performance convention that's coming up. They won't be here.

He uses his comlink to contact Ursula and Viper Shibrari.

'Dear Mariah,'

It's almost been a year since we split up. I have these adventures in the city. You should see the lights of the towers overhead when I drive on the tollway. None of this would be happening to me if we had stayed together. None of it. I've been distracted from your memory. There are days when I don't even think of you. I've gained about 200 new friends. I've lost a wife, though. You were supposed to be forever. That's why I married you. God, that's why I married you, Mariah.

I think of all those late nights I'd stay up late and wait by the phone for it to ring. One night I quit waiting for it to ring and my friend, Window Cane, just happened to invite me to her theater show in the city. If that hadn't have happened I would still be waiting for that call. I adore her for that. She pulled me out of my depression. It was her!

I physically got in my car and drove 70 miles on a whim because a friend who I'd only known for a couple weeks had given me a reason to get out of the fucking house. Sorry to sound bitter, but I am. I still haven't picked up the things you returned to me on our divorce day. My attorney probably thinks I'm ignorning him and his bill, but I'm not. I'm almost healed. A year later. I'm almost healed.

You tore a hole into my heart that was only repaired when I let it be. I can't put it any other way. I couldn't deal with you hiding our marriage from everyone. How did you ever exoect me to be happy living a lie like that? How would we have made it last? Would I ever have landed in the middle of a group of friends who have been more supportive of me than my own wife ever was?

I used to believe that when you said 'I do' that you really, truly meant it. I've given you the benefit of the doubt in my heart when it's argued with me over you. I remember trying and pleading and begging you to stay, but I remember it not mattering to you. We just broke apart. I'll be honest, no ones been able to replace you. I cherish Window Cane with my life, but she's just a friend. Nothing more.

The year anniversary is approaching of our wedding and I am going out that night with my friends and I'm going to kiss my 20's goodbye and start fresh. I'm going to be around Window Cane and my theater group. I'm going to think of you that night. I remember you coming into the bedroom the night of our wedding and saying you were tired and me rolling over and being miserable. Cold. Miserable. I didn't feel like I'd gained anything. Sure we had the judge and friends and family there, but it was too late, honey.

It was too late even then. You and I both know it. We were too strained to keep it going. Remember the day I came over and saw all of your things packed up and ready to move upstairs and me wanting to leave with my stuff and break it off. I should've. I looked at your floor where the bed used to be and I saw our relationship crumble before my eyes. At that point I just wanted to leave. I knew good and damned well what was going to happen after that. We were going to fall apart. And I was right. We should've called it a day.

But we didn't. We married. We had rings. I wore mine. Too much for your liking, but I still wore it and when I did, I was married. To you.

To the woman I took to the pro wrestling pay per view and spent the night with that night. The same woman who stood right by me and told me she'd love and adore me for the rest of her life. How could I know that the rest of my life consisted of little more than two weeks. That I'd have to be admitted to the hospital on a night that you refused to even show up to make sure I was okay. I had to have my best friend by my side in order for them to release me. I came back to her place and couldn't sleep. I turned on her computer and I wrote to you. Did I ever. I couldn't in a million years have imagined that my wife would turn around and declare herself 'single.' It didn't make any sense.

I thought I was going to die that night. My heart was racing. I was numb. My friend was scared. I couldn't breathe. I called my dad on her phone and pleaded with him to come down from 14 hours away to be with me because I didn't think I could make it through the night. To be quite honest I shouldn't have been let go from the hospital. I felt like someone had torn out everything I ever believed in about love. I couldn't bare to possibly see straight. I loved you so much. It didn't even matter that your own husband, who you shared a last name with, was trying to never wake up again. I can't imagine that. That's why it hurt so much. I fully expected to hear your voice in the hospital when they brought me in.

I kept asking them why you weren't going to show up. All they said was that you were at work, but work was only a couple miles away. No matter what, you should've been there. Why weren't you? Then I start hearing that you want to legally separate and I guess I was made to be alright with that. I missed you so much. I couldn't sleep. Not until November. Then I finally slept well. I had a new supportive set of friends to cling to for dear life, and you know what? They accepted me with open arms. That's something your friends never made an effort to do.

This is getting long, but I have a lot to say. Maybe it will heal me to write or type it out and include it in my novel, but damn you for doing this to me. I never meant to be anything but your husband. Your love. Your cuddling partner. Your lover. Why couldn't we keep it? Why couldn't we keep what me made? Love. We made love. It was perfect. Every kiss. Until the end. I feel like apologizing for everything. I can't. For another year. Why did this never have a chance? Why I am I finding myself going back and listening to the same songs while typing this? The ones that remind me of you. Why can't you just show up at the Cyber Cafe and say everything is going to be okay and take me home, just like the first night we met. No one asked anyone if it was okay to come inside, we just made our way from my car to your bedroom and I was inside you and you smiled. And I smiled right back. Each and every time.

I remember you telling your friend that the first week with me was the happiest you'd ever been in your life and you begged her to accept me, even though she flat out refused to. That's what made me ask you to marry me. You went out on a limb for me. I knew you were the one for me at that very moment. Seeing you beg her, until you cried, to like me and when she still refused you took me for lunch so I'd have something to eat during my car trouble that day. I'll never forget your generosity.

I'll never forget you singing to me. As much as I've done since we split up, as many shows I've gone to to root for Window Cane and Tempest Star, I can still see your pretty face. And you singing to me in that special way of yours. I can still see myself being buzzed in by you to your apartment and smell dinner cooking for me. You used to call me and leave me messages asking me what I wanted for dinner. I used to save them to my phone until they expired. I was so happy. I'm sorry I'm being so honest, but I don't know any other way to be.

Part of me wants to break all the rules and call you and just ask you 'why?' Why wasn't I worth another chance? Why weren't we? That's all I want to know.


Someone does walk through the door of the Cyber Cafe. Someone with a sad face.

Window-I just drove 75 miles to say something to you.

Dan-It's 9:30 at night, shouldn't you be doing a session of something?

Window-Are you not happy to see me?

Dan-I didn't say that. Just surprised.

Window-I felt you were hurting.

She sits by him and runs through the letter he'd just typed for Mariah.

Window-Is this really how you feel?

Dan-Why do you ask?

She turns her head away from him, so that he cannot see her makeup run down her face from crying.

Dan-Hey, you're crying.

Window-You obviously don't care.

Dan-Look, I need closure. This seems to work. Writing about it.

Window-I have feelings for you! Don't you see!

Dan-I just don't know if I'm ready for anyone right now.

Window- I know. It just makes me sad that you're not.

Dan-That doesn't mean I don't love you, Window Cane. You're twice the woman she was.

Another woman walks up to the Cyber Cafe and close to where Dan and Window are sitting. Someone that Dan has been expecting.

Tempest-I would like to talk to you about what you saw.

Dan-Alright.

Tempest-You see, Christian writer and friend of mine, I am a Dominatrix. Like Window Cane, your soul mate. It's fun. Sometimes it can appear 'not fun' for the submisives, but I'm sure if you interview them afterward about what it was like to submit, they'd tell you that it was all consensual. I know you are not used to seeing what you saw. I know you were ready to knock someone's block off that was messing with Angel X, but unless you fully know what you're seeing it's going to be hard for you to pass judgment on me for doing it. I know you're fragile. I know this issn't a 'scene' that you're used to. We do things a little bit differen't than your Country music karaoke buddies do, but that's what you've gotten yourself into. Now will I treat you the same as all of my other friends? You bet your life I will. I have always respected you for your religion and for your friendship and I was there in spirit for your divorce. We all were. Nothing is going to bring Mariah back. Nothing. She made her choice. To leave you. And you made a choice to find us. Right?

Window-Did you hear that, Dan?

Dan-No. I didn't hear anything.

Her footsteps are unmistaking. The tone of the doorbell alerts that she is walking in.

Mariah Sherrill-Hello, ladies. Hello, Danny.

Window-Dare you!

Mariah-I would like to speak to my ex-husband.

Tempest-Absolutly not. His attorney isn't here.

Mariah-Fine, Danny, listen to them and not me. I see how it is.

Dan-It is what it is.

Window closes her eyes and spits toward Mariah.

Window-Don't you dare come here. Near me. Dan's real soul mate. Let me tell you something, lady. I love him! I love him dearly.

Mariah-Then you marry him!

Window-I may just do that. Soon as he's over you!

Dan-Window, I need this. I need to finally talk to her. On this night.

Window-Go. But come back. To me.

Mariah-We're just going to be outside.

As soon as Dan walks with his ex-wife and the door shuts to the Cafe, she burst into tears.

Tempest-It's okay, honey, just let it out.

She asks where the washroom is to retrieve some tissues to dry Window's eyes with.

When Tempest comes back Window is seen with her head down crying even louder than before.

She taps her friend on the shoulder and offers the tissue.

Window-I always knew he was special.

Tempest-He's not leaving with her. They're just outside.

Window-I wish I could be with him right now. I know he hasn't talked to her since August and this might send him over the edge. I just...I just can't sit here.

Tempest-Shh.

Window-How can I? My heart is breaking! I am a Dominatrix, for God's sake. A Professional Dominatrix! But I am not exempt from having a broken heart.

No one says a word for about 5 minutes.

Dan-I missed you.

Mariah-I know.

Dan-How?

Mariah-People talk.

Dan-Did you move?

Mariah-Yeah. I had to get out of there.

Dan-Me, too. I went to the city. Found an audience for my novels and my soul mate and a ton of friends.

Mariah-Are you happy?

Dan-Partially.

Mariah-What's missing?

Dan-You.

Mariah-That was a year ago, though. Haven't you moved on?

He looks back through the door of the Cafe and sees Tempest trying to get Window to stop crying.

Dan-No, apparently I haven't. You're still in my heart.

Mariah-What about your new illustrator. I read your blog. You have a crush on her. Go for it.

Dan-Are you trying to be my friend?

Mariah-No...I'm not trying to be anything. I washed my hands of the situation that Friday, remember. Our two month anniversary of being together.

Dan-All I did was tell your best friend that we were married!

Mariah-You did it out of spite and then tried to kill yourself because I left you.

He feels tears fall down his face.

Dan-It wasn't supposed to be be that way! Not in a million years! We were supposed to have a life together! A baby! A big, huge wedding!

Mariah-Now you have your Dominatrices to keep you company, and an evil witch in there to look after you. You're fine!

Dan-Well at least she was there for me!

Mariah-I was, too, until you just had to go and open your mouth. We had a deal!

Dan-Yeah and you covered my mouth with your hand in your bedroom so I wouldn't let out your secret! Why was your marraige to me a secret? I'd say it was fraud! No other way to describe it!

Mariah-Don't push me! I'll leave!

Dan-I wish you would. You're just upsetting me and Window!

Mariah-You knew me long before you met up her the likes of her!

Dan-But she hasn't hurt me, you have.

Tempest gets up from her chair to check on Dan.

Dan-I'm fine, Tempest.

Tempest-Yeah, well, Window Cane isn't! You might want to get your priorities in check before you break her heart!

Dan-Tell her I'll be there in a couple minutes.

When he looks back at Mariah she smiles.

Mariah-She loves you, dearly. I can tell.

Tempest senses someone walk upstairs to the top floor of the Cafe. Both her and Window sit still.

She walks with fury. Wanting to blame Window for Dan's fragile state.

One of the computer chairs is slung against the wall.

Lady EyeRifle-Draw!

Window-What??

Tempest-Alright, EyeRifle. This is not the time or place for this battle.

Seeing Window distracted by her opponent, Mariah reaches out for Dan's hand and holds it in hers.

Mariah-I love you, Danny.

Dan-I love you, too.

She reaches out to hug him, but he is distracted for a minute as it sinks in that Lady EyeRifle has come to fight. To fight his friend and soul mate, Window Cane.

Dan-Hang on, Mariah. Just, don't go anywhere.

He walks through the door and into the middle of an evil stare between Window Cane and Lady EyeRifle.

A car drives closer to the Cafe. Three woman exit it and examine the situation. They are hooded, to hide their identity.

When they walk up the stairs to the second floor of the Cafe the clouds begin to darken. A chill comes over Mistress Aria and Misress Asura.

Mistress Asura-What are we walking into?

Feral-I smell death looming in the air.

Mistress Asura-Where are we?

Feral-The directions I received place us about a mile from the border of North Iley.

Mistress Asura-I've been reading 'Alia and the Boy' there should be no fighting here. You don't want to disturb Lady Violet.

Back inside, there is still a complete silence. Lady EyeRifle easily pulls out a shotgun from her pocket and fires at Window.

Tempest-No!!

Almost in slow motion, Window falls to the ground. At the sight of her blood, Dan looks up on his friend, with a confused look on his face.

Dan-Lady EyeRifle? Why have you shot my soul mate?

Lady EyeRifle-We have issues. You cannot understand. You're not 'one of us.'

Dan-Yet?

Lady EyeRifle-No!! You'll never be! You'll never understand the path we follow!

No one notices that huge teardrops are falling from Window's eyes, down her cheek, and onto the floor.

Dan-Then fine! If it will save my love, tell me! What's this big fucking secret you all carry!!

She hesitates, finally, but fires the gun again. Directly into Window's kidney. Dan's soul mate lets out a scream.

The door of the Cafe bursts open. The Father had seen the entire ordeal in Heaven. He stops time, briefly, and causes the bullets to remove themselves from Window's body.

Lady EyeRifle reveals her sword, and draws it. To fight. To the death.

The Father kneels long enough to place His hand on Window Cane's forehead. She wakes. Stands at attention, and is handed a sword of her own.

Time is restarted.

The odds are even.

The three ladies from the car walk inside the Cafe just as The Father reveals His own sword!

Mistress Asura-He knows something.

Feral-How can you tell?

Mistress Asura-That's not Lady EyeRifle.

Feral-Who is it?

Mistress Asura-An Inventor.

Someone in a vehicle outside begins sounding the horn. Several times.

Mistress Aria-I'll see who it is. Stay here and make sure nothing happens.

Mistress Aria races to the unknown car. The window rolls down, revealing Mistress Simone, Vito and Mistress Anya.

Mistress Simone-I brought medical supplies if anyone gets hurt.

Mistress Asura-I sense death. Danger. This situation needs to be monitored.

Her cell phone rings.

Mistress Asura-Yes?

Ursula Shibari-I'm on my way. We found a ride. I'd say we should be there in 40 minutes.

Mistress Asura-Is Viper with you?

Ursula-Yes, he is.

Mistress Asura-Good. I'll tell Tempest.

He looks her dead in the eye.

The Father-Dare you wear the disguise of a friend.

Lady EyeRifle-This is not your fight!

The Father-Isn't it?

Lady EyeRifle-Move!

The Father-You will not attack Window Cane again!

Lady EyeRifle-Move!! I don't even believe in you!!

The Father-If you want to fight, I suggest you move this outside!

Lady EyeRifle-Lucinda leads right to North Iley. Right to the border!

The Father-Window and I have swords! They were made by the same person. Me!

Hearing Him say that sends a warmth to Window's heart. Like she's in good hands.

Dan walks to her side.

Window-Yes?

Dan-Mariah, Temptest and I will follow you. The Father gave you that sword to fight.

Window-Don't let me fail Him.

Dan-I love you.

Window-I love you, too.

Dan-Don't worry, I'm bringing Mariah to talk. Nothing else. I'm suspicious of her visit.

Window-Do what you must, I will always be here.

The Father-Are you ready, Miss Cane?

Window-I am.

The Father-Did I heal the wounds enough?

Window-You did, my friend.

The Father-I haven't let you down since you've known me.

Dan watches Lady EyeRifle lead The Father and Window Cane into the street. Leading them into North Iley territory.

Several tears form in his eyes as he holds his head in his hands.

Tempest wraps her arms around him.

Dan-Thank you.

Tempest-Shh. Once I accept someone into my life, they are there for good.

Dan-She will be fine, right?

Tempest-She's with God. She'll be fine. You might not want to look. We don't know if it's an ambush. He picked her because she's strong. Both inside and out.

Half an hour later, and tired of waiting, the much awaited car finds a spot and unloads Viper and Ursula.

Ursula-There's a maroon car in the lot that matches something I've read before.

Viper Shibrari-From Dan's divorce papers.

Ursula-Why is she here?

Viper-I have no idea. Meanwhile, his real soul mate is fighting with an imposter. I better go up and talk to him.

Ursula-Yeah. I'll find the others.

Mariah notices all of these strange faces walking toward Dan. She can't help but want to say all that she came to say, in front of everyone.

Viper-Hey there, Dan, we heard about Window and Lady EyeRifle. We don't think it's really her.

Dan-Neither does anyone else.

Viper-If it is an Inventor, then why fight God on North Iley territory?

Dan-Because he partly owns North Iley.

Viper-Lady Violet will be furious!

Dan-I know, and I'm not really looking forward to seeing her.

Mariah pulls out a handheld tape recorder from her pocket. Switches the the tape player on, and presses 'Play.' It's 'High' by James Blunt.

Dan takes a deep breath. Listens to the words. Remembers hearing it on her website the day they met. A year ago.

Dan-Window Cane!!!!

Tempest-Get out of here, Mariah!!

Mariah-Listen to this, Dan!

Viper-Miss, I'd rather you leave!

Mariah turns the volume up on the song.

He walks closer to retrieve the tape player from her hands, but freezes.

Viper-You better do this, Dan. I can't get involved.

Dan walks closer to Mariah.

Mariah-Don't you remember me! You've spent so much time in the city with these Mistresses that you've forgotten all about your wife.

Dan-You're my 'ex-wife,' remember.

Mariah-I'm sorry!!

Dan-How? How are you sorry!

Mariah-I'm here, aren't I? I'm here, now.

Dan-Don't play the other one. I'll cry.

Mariah-Too late.

Viper-I have to stop this, that's one of their wedding songs.

Seconds later the opening notes of 'You're Beautiful' are heard. It tears Dan's heart out.

Window can feel him hurting, again, as she usually does.

Mariah takes several steps toward Dan, and holds him in her arms.

Mariah-I miss you.

Dan-Why are you telling me this now? Why do you want me now? You were supposed to have kids with me. We were supposed to wait until your friend moved out and share the apartment.

Tempest looks over at Mistress Asura.

Mistress Asura-I know, then he would've never met us.

Tempest-I don't want to think about that. I would miss him very much if he left with her right now.

Mariah-Come with me. Let's go. Let's start over.

Tempest and Ursula start to cry.

Dan doesn't move, actually pulling away from her.

Mariah-Why aren't you coming with me? We can go anywhere you want. I love you! How long have you known these people? These are Professional Dominatrices. They beat people and whip people and have crazy fetish parties. That's not you! What have you done to yourself. Aligning yourself with the enemy. These people don't care about you!

Dan-Then why are they all here!

Mariah-I don't know. They travel in bunches. I don't know. Would you give them up for me. I can take you to church. I can split you from them.

Tempest keeps asking people for tissue as all of her makeup has run down her face.

Mariah-Here, I brought something else for you. Your wedding band.

Mistress Asura-If he puts that ring back on then we might as well leave.

Mistress Aria-Don't be too sure of that.

Mistress Asura-She'll never let him come near us.

Window Cane's cell phone rings. Louder than usual.

Window-Yes, Tempest?

Tempest-You might as well come back.

Window-Why?

Tempest-Mariah brought Dan's wedding band back.

Window-No!!!!

Tempest-I'm sorry. I tried. He hasn't taken it back, yet.

Window-Please, Tempest! Don't let him do it.

Tempest-I fear his loyalty to her is greater than to us. He's known her longer.

Window-Yeah, but where would he be without you and I? Nowhere. In jail. Dead. Locked up. We were his saving grace. How dare she!

Window's phone goes dead and falls to the ground.

Tempest-Window!! Window Cane!!

She looks to Viper and Ursula, extremely worried.

Tempest-Find her! Now! That's an order!

She looks to Dan next.

Tempest-Dan Sherrill, I'm sure I speak for everyone here. Do not put that back on. All the things that broke up the marriage are still there. What will you ever do about Sliva Western? She's not going away any time soon.

Mistress Asura-We will lose one of our own, if you leave.

Tempest-Look, fine! Go. Be with your wife. I don't care. It's not my heart that's breaking.

Dan-Then who's heart will break the most!

Tempest-The lady who right now is fighting alongside God on North Iley territory! You're living, breathing soul mate! Window Cane! I'm not stone blind. I know how you feel about her!

Mistress Asura-We all do.

Everyone from Simone to Feral to Anya nod in agreement. Everyone except Dan.

Mistress Aria-Honey, you and I rebuilt Wooden Box Theater. With all your city friends. Who else would sleep under my Bob Marley poster if you left. I love you, my friend.

Feral-I'd miss you five seconds after you left.

Tempest is seen fighting back more tears.

Dan-Why are you crying?

Tempest-As long as I've known Window, I've always wanted her to settle down and find someone special. Well, for what it's worth, she did, the night she found you. She's never, ever quiet about you. Through her you met me, and through me you met everyone in this world that cares about you. I don't mean to sound selfish, but I've read some of your posts to her on her website and some of the things you've told others about her. You try hard to say 'she's just a friend,' but everyone knows that's not how you feel about her. You love that woman with all of your heart. Anyone who's around you in the 'scene' for longer than thirty seconds can tell. You talk about her every time you come out with us. She's your celebrity crush. She's you're reason for writing again. She's your heart. No one's ever treated her like you do. No one! I'm sorry to be so blunt about this, but I think of myself as your friend. A very good friend. There's a lady outside with stars on her arms, and in her eyes, that would give her entire life for you at the drop of a hat. She's not used to being noticed with a Christian author. Hell, none of us are. You've cause quite a stir, my dear. She's not used to someone like you. Your neither a 'slave' a 'sub' or a 'Dom.' You're just 'you.' You try to brush it off like it's nothing, but I know you now. Don't you remember emailing me one of your wedding pictures? You were crippled with agony when I met you. I could see it in your eyes. Window had a session the day of your divorce. We were going to come. Not just in storybook form, but for real.

Dan-How do I even get her to notice me?

Tempest-Trust me, she does. I wish you could sit in on some of her conversations. People have been asking her since day one how she ever got mixed up with you. I'm constantly being bugged about your comments to me. You're so radically different than us that it almost makes everyone cheer when you come around. No one cheers for you more than Window Cane. No one.

Tempest's cell phone rings.

Window-I would like to speak with Dan.

Tempest-Here, she's on the phone.

Mariah-Don't talk to her!!!!

Dan-Mariah, give her a chance!

Mariah-To talk you out of me?

Dan-This isn't my idea of a second chance!

Window-I'm hurt, Dan. I am walking around North Iley. Lady EyeRifle has lead us someplace that I'm a little scared to go and I need you to tell me just where this is.

Dan-What do you see?

Window-I'm on John St. The Father isn't far behind.

Dan-Make sure you do not follow it to Locust St. You will disturb fate.

Window-What's there?

Dan-A place you should not go.

Window-That's not why I called you.

Dan-Why did you call me?

Window-I felt you were hurting.

Dan-I am.

He sits down on the floor, indian style, with tears forming in his eyes, as he finally lets out what everyone has been waiting for him to.

Dan-Window, I just don't ever know the right words to say. I get them ready, but when you're close I seem to say the wrong things.

Window-Then tell me now. The Father can make this scene go away with Lady EyeRifle. Just tell me!

Dan-My ex-wife is a couple of feet away from me.

Window-I know, honey, just tell me. Good or bad.

Dan-What if I left with her. She's got my wedding band. She wants to give it back to me.

Window-Are you going to take it?

Dan-I don't know.

Window-Who's there with you?

Dan-All of your friends. They've all told me how much you love me.

Window-Do you believe them?

Dan-I do.

Window-Are you going to take your wedding band back?

Dan-You're not exactly the marrying type. How would we live? You already have a boyfriend. Makes me sad. Back in March one of our friends kept bugging me to ask you out one night. I mistakenly told him that you were over my head. He was trying to talk me into having you as my girlfriend. It was right before you walked up to say hi to him. My biggest regret, more than my divorce was the night I gave you my novel. 'Leftover Falling Sparks,' and the Chicago Haunts book. Back in January. I should've never left you. You were so happy to see me that night. That should've been the beginning of our relationship. You and I were both single. But here we were upstairs at the Punk Rock Club and I reached out and held you in my arms for what seemed like forever. I should've never in a million years let you go. You were hurting just as much as I was back then and we could've saved each other a hundred times over.

Window(Crying)-Why didn't you? Don't be so intimidated by what I do for a living. I'm still a person! With love. A heart. A soul. A soul mate. And enough love and room in my heart to keep you forever.

Dan-I love you with all of my heart, Window Cane.

Mistress Aria notices Mariah crying as well.

Mariah-I did this to you. If I'd never broken your heart, none of these people would've existed to you.

Dan-You're right. I would've never taken a chance on Window and gone to her show that night. It changed me forever. It's too late to turn back. They all know I'm a Christian and they all love that about me. I have to tell you something, Mariah. I have to tell you goodbye. I found my soul mate. Her name is Window Cane. Maybe not now or a year from now, but I will find a way to marry this woman. I will work 24/7 in mud, in a quarry, in a bar, donate blood plasma, scrub floors, but I will marry this woman. She's done nothing but take care of me since the day I met her. She's done nothing but introduce me one by one to the best friends I've ever had, she's looked out for me, watched my keys and ID, she's smiled, encouraged me to write, been there for me when my own family was nowhere to be found, and been an inspiration when I had no one! No one! Nobody on Earth means more to me than this woman. I couldn't care less what she does for a living. Hell, I'm a bill collector. That's not real glamourous, now is it? It's not my place to pass judgment on anyone. But what I went through was unforgivable. At least for a very long time. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to tell you that the next wedding band I wear will be during my wedding with Window Cane. She's the only one in this world that deserves an engagement ring from me, and when she comes back that's exactly what she's going to get, because I swear to God I will love, honor and cherish that woman as long as I live and breathe air.

Mariah-Have you found one?

Dan-I have.

Mariah-Where is it?

Dan-That's not important. I put a downpayment on it. It's with Ursula and Viper. I snuck it inside her purse. But don't go near her. You'll interrupt my destiny.

Mariah-What are you doing?

He reaches into his pocket and unfolds an email he had printed out. The first letter he'd sent Window Cane. He then reads it outloud.

October 28th, 2006

Window,
Hey. I was wondering who that girl was with the hooks in her back..lol..lots of courage!

Your Myspace is awesome!

Do you go up to Punk Rock Club on thursdays much? I'm tempted to go up there...looks like they have some awesome people up there..

You're an original in a world with few original people in it.

I found your page just now and was thinking 'there's that girl with the hooks in her back'

I write a novel series here on North Iley..an hour from the city...I'm looking for people to act them out with me on stage this autumn..

Maybe you can check us out sometime..

Your friend

Dan


He can hear her cry over the phone, so he picks it back up and listens to what she has to say.

Window-I remember getting that from you. Around Halloween weekend. Seems like a lifetime ago. I sometimes feel like I've known you forever. I can't imagine the 'scene' without you in it. I know they'd all call you if you ever did leave.

Dan-I'm going to ask you to marry me, for real this time, not just to get away from a Spanish 'Inventor' like in the last story, but for real. I just have to figure out a way to get the right words out when you're by my side.

Window-You know my answer will be 'yes.' Do you know how many hundreds of people will love that? No one more than me. No one. I don't care what I have to do to make that happen. I'll marry you, Dan. You should've never let me out of your arms that night in January. I would've never left. I would've given up everything.

Dan-Me too.

Window-I love you, my Dan.

Her phone goes dead again, as she is attacked one more time.

Dan-Window!!! Somebody come with me! She's in trouble.

Everyone who had gathered on top floor of the Cyber Cafe makes their way to their cars and off to North Iley.

Everyone except Viper and Dan, who decide to walk.

Viper-It's only a few blocks.

Dan-I just walked out on my ex-wife.

Viper-I know.

Dan-Should I feel bad?

Viper-No.

Dan-Ever had a really bad break up?

Viper-Everyone has. But it takes that sometimes to figure out who really has a piece of your heart. Sometimes it's the one you least expect. I will side with Tempest. Window Cane does speak of you often.

Dan-Good things, I hope.

Viper-You've never given her any reason to speak otherwise. She loves you. Now, she's a Dominatrix, and you're a Christian, but why should that matter? Don't let her image intimidate you and you're fine. She's still a pretty girl, with a pretty smile. She knows you have a car that barely drives, and you don't make a whole lot of money, but you got it where it counts. What she needs is someone who's going to catch her if she falls. I have something to tell you.

Dan-What is it? We're almost there.

Viper-She's fallen in love with you. You keep winning over all of her friends. One by one. They all know you. Suddenly we got a Christian author on our doorstep mourning his horrible divorce. I didn't know how to react to you at first. Neither did Ursula. But we figured any friend of Window Cane's could be a friend of ours. Soon the Bondage Scene was accepting an openly Christian writer into our group. Tighly knit as we all are, we found room for you. But all the while we kept hoping that you'd work up the courage to sit her down and tell her some of the things you've told her tonite. I wanted to say 'it's about damned time' the whole time you were reading that letter outloud.

Window Cane's phone rings. Service was interrupted only for a second. Once she crossed over to Locust St she feels a chill.

Window-Lady EyeRifle!!!

Someone hands her a letter. A woman with a hood, covering her face.

Window-Who are you!

Woman-Read, Mistress.

Window-What is this?

She unfolds an printed email and reads outloud.

hey

so everyone knows from me that Mariah and I are offically 100% separated and on our way to a divorce/annulment situation. I know we just got married on july 27th but according to her it is unfixable after 2 weeks of marriage. This news unfortunatley sent me to the hospital tonite having found out that she has now changed her Myspace to read 'Single.'

I'm tired. It's 12:15am. I had such high hopes and wishes for this marriage to work. After a tiring marathon of crying and honest attempts, she will not come around. There are no children involved or assets or much of anything, her belongings have been returned and same with mine.

I spoke to her on the phone an hour ago and she is still claiming to be just that...single. The fact that she would put it out that she is no longer in a relationship and yet still be married made me numb with sorrow and needing to be seen by a doctor. Luckily they came and I spent about 3 hours in the hospital tonite, which wasn't fun at all. Traditionally a wedding consists of vows that are supposed to be unbroken. All I could do was try to properly mend this, but she will no longer listen or try. Even the suggestion of counseling would not keep her around.

My frame of mind tonite was exactly how any husband would've reacted knowing that their wife is pronouncing herself..single...even though on paper and in the eyes of God we are still married and still a family.

It wont be easy to sign divorce or annullment papers. I know its not..as most of you know this is my second divorce. I know the right one is out there for me...somewhere. Keep your eyes open for me, huh? I just want everyone to know that I'll be fine. I might have lost my wife today, for good, but I didn't lose my ambition and my goals to find that one special lady that's out there for me.

Maybe Mariah will come around, maybe she wont. I can't afford another hospital trip in the search for the place in my wife's heart where I used to live. I got hurt, used, torn apart, broken down, destroyed and thrown away today like a piece of trash. My heart cant go through this again.

At the end of the day I have my writing, my sanity, my will to club dance and sing karaoke and I have my friends. That's all I can ask for. If my wife wants to date and see other guys, then hey, I can always be the plaintiff and not just the defendant. But I'll walk away knowing that one of us was still pushing for this thing to work, even if the other one ran for no reason.

I will survive this latest trajedy and move on.

Your friend

Dan


She removes the hood from her face and lets Window see her sad face. It doesn't come close to how many tears are falling from Dan's soul mate's eyes.

Window-You know, lady, I've oftern wondered what brought him to my doorstep that night. Why is a Christian writer suddenly hanging out with Dominatrices in the fetish scene. I see this now. I know why. I finally know. I'm glad you gave this to me.

Her cell phone rings again.

Window-Hello?

Miss Ammunition-Hey, it's me. Cut the story for a second. I need to tell you something. I know there's a version of me trying to kill you in Dan's novel, but listen to me. Time out! I got an email from him that I think you should know about.

Window-From Dan?

Mariah is trying to hear what the lady is saying over Window's cell phone.

Miss Ammunition-Here's what it says.

Am,

I've been at this story for a few hours now. I never edit content, so if im upset or whatever during it or something makes me cry then it goes in. I had to stop writing a little bit ago cause one scene kept making me teary eyed. It's extremely emotional. But writing can be therapy I guess. There's some really seriously honest stuff in there. Some of the fight is completed, but it won't end till the very end of the story.

What happens when you finally find the woman of your dreams, and you had some really wide open chances to be with her, but you were just a little intimidated by her, now she's got a boyfriend...

Dan


Window-What did you tell him?

Miss Ammunition-I wrote him back.

'Dan, who is this woman?'


Window-Did he tell you?

Miss Ammunition-Do you want to know what he said?

Window-I do.

Miss Ammunition-He said "the same one several people have been bugging me to finally tell. 'Window Cane.' From the moment I met her. I never tell anyone, but I think fate stepped in when i met her. She 'was' single for a while and quite a few people came to me and told me to fix that. My fault for telling them that she was over my head."

Window-I don't know why he didn't just shove his way into my arms. I wouldn't ever hurt him.

Miss Ammunition-I gave him some advice. I said 'I'm sorry. consider it fate.'

Window-Was that the end of the conversaion?

Miss Ammunition-No. He sent one more.

Window-Do you have it?

Miss Ammunition-I'm not sure if you're ready to hear it, though.

Window-I am his soul mate.

Dan and Viper both hear Window's voice, but also spot Mariah standing next to her. Window sees Dan right away, and motions for him to come closer.

Window-Hold on, one second, Ammo. Dan, I am very upset with you. She just read me a letter you wrote to her about me. About how you're intimidated by me. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Especially from you! How could you? Do you think I'm some kind of crazy monster that you can't come up to and tell me how beautiful I am? I am a Dominatrix. Great! I never thought it would be a fucking curse! Alright! I beat on men! I whip, fire cup, tie up, kick, spit at, and charge them for it, and you know what? They pay me! But damn you! I feel like absolute shit right now!

Miss Ammunition-Don't you want to hear what he told me?

Window-You might as well, I'm already pissed right off!

Dan reaches for her cell phone, to get it out of her hand.

Miss Ammunition-Dan, don't break it! Give it to Window Cane! Don't end this like you did with Mariah. Let me read her the letter. There's nothing wrong with it.

Dan-Then there's something wrong with me!

He tugs on the other end of Window's phone.

Dan-Give it to me!!!

Window-No! You're not going to do this! I love you! I love you with every single ounce of my heart!

He slowly releases his end of the phone.

Miss Ammunition-Window?

Window-Yeah, I'm here.

Miss Ammunition-I'm sorry. Would you rather I not read it?

Window-It's okay, go ahead.

Am,

Maybe she'll be single again one of these days. I think she's always known how I felt about her. Window Cane's always been there for me. I just remember a night at the Punk Rock club in January when I brought her a book and a copy of my novel and I held her in my arms and she laid her head on my shoulder and I didnt wanna let her go. She'd just broken up with her boyfriend and I was fresh out of one of my divorce court dates..I could feel her holding me more than I was holding her. I should've not been so reluctant. I barely even knew what this 'Mistress' thing was all about. I still don't really understand it. She does seem to take it kinda seriously, but when I least expect it, she goes out of her way to suddenly appear and proves that she thinks about me too.

Dan


She looks at him, and then at his ex wife, who heard everything.

The lights of a nearbye house turn on. All the yelling and crying has woken up the guardian of North Iley. Lady Violet.

Tonight she had two guests.

She walks slowly through her front door to see Dan, and what appears to be a sad looking Dominatrix, and another woman.

Lady Violet of Iley-Dan?

Dan-Violet?

Lady Violet-What on Earth are you doing here? You know you'll get in trouble.

Iva Am'Jorr-Excuse me everyone, I am Iva Am'Jorr, this is my friend Katha. Dan, what's going on here?

He walks from out of sight to introduce himself to the ladies.

Viper-Hello, I am Viper Shibari. Like my last name, I am a Rope Bondage artist, and friend of Dan and Window Cane.

Only a couple seconds pass as Lady EyeRifle, or the woman they assume is her, lunges at Window, with her hands around Window's throat. Pinning her to the grass on Violet's front lawn.

Dan looks at Violet.

Violet-Well, stop it! Get out all of you! Get the Hell out!

Window is able to reach Lady EyeRifle's hair and tears as it, but notices that a mask comes with it. Revealing the woman's identity.

Mariah-No!!!!!!

It's Sliva Western.

Sliva Western-Look, Mariah! Look! He doesn't love you! Now, will you stop staying up all night playing that damned playlist with all his songs in it! This woman is willing to fight for her life to save him and her love for him. It's over! I warned you about him! I tried. I tried to tell you not to keep hoping for him to come around!

Mariah is seen by everyone, crying.

Dan-This is wrong! Mariah...

Mariah-No! Don't come near me! Go with your Mistress!

Dan-I don't 'play.' She's not my Mistress! She's my soul mate. She's been there for me a Hell of a lot more than you ever were! And you know what? I love her! I love every single solitary smile that comes over her face. I'm sometimes way too shy around her.

By now the rest of the group from the Cyber Cafe have followed the voices and have walked from John St to Locust St to witness the conversation.

Violet-No one else will be choked on my from lawn. Two is too many.

Iva-Violet, you're crying.

Katha-You guys better leave. We don't want her to get upset again.

Window-Do you know this woman, Dan?

Dan-I do. I left her in charge of North Iley.

Window-Can I come in? Just me. Dan, everyone else, stay here.

Once she walks inside the apartment, Window spots Violet curled up on the couch, in absolute tears.

Window-What's wrong?

Violet-He's not supposed to be here! Take him away!

Iva-You better get cleaned up and then leave. My friend doesn't need this tonite! Take Dan Sherrill and get a million miles from North Iley.

Window-Alright. Next time refer to him as my fiance.

Violet-Get out!!!

Iva races to push Window until she walks toward the doorway on her own.

Window-Hands off me!

Iva-I'm calling the fucking police!

Window-This is not your fight!

Iva-It was!

The room is silent.

Violet gets up from the couch, walks to the kitchen, opens a cupboard and reaches for a dinner plate. Walks back into the hallway, and closer to Window Cane.

Window-Lady, what are you doing with that?

A look of fear comes over the future Mrs. Dan Sherrill.

Without hesitation the platter is slung at Window's face.

Violet-Get the fuck out of here!!!

Window-Then give me his script!

Violet-What!

Iva-Fuck, she knows!

Outside Dan is trying to explain why Window is the second person to be choked almost to death on the exact spot where he's standing.

Viper-Ursula and I need to get going. I'm sorry.

Dan-It's alright. All of you. We're fine. I'm staying here.

After seeing everyone off, including Mariah and Sliva, who leaves him with one last comment. 'It was a fun fight, but you lose.'

He sits on the steps leading to Violet's door, while she argues with Window Cane inside.

The door opens, and she walks close to were he is sitting.

Window-She threw a dish at me. My lip is cut.

Dan-Honey, you're bleeding.

Instead of wiping the blood, he places a tiny kiss on her lip. Not caring that he can taste a little bit of her blood. As long as the kiss was delivered.

Dan-I love you, Window Cane. I just hope with all that you've seen and heard tonight that you still love me back.

Window-You know why she was so angry?

Dan-History.

They both hear it.

More dishes broken. Being thrown at the front door.

Violet-Get the fuck off my property!!

Window-Give me the damned script!

Violet-No! Never!

Window-Then we're staying!

Dan-It's alright, let's go. I can show you the rest of North Iley. It's beautiful. This place we are at right now is the darkest place of the whole territory.

Iva checks the blinds.

Violet-Are they gone?

Iva-Yeah.

Violet-Help me clean this mess up.

Iva-You overdid it.

She checks the drawer where the script has been carefully hidden.

A few seconds pass.

Violet-Iva? Iva? I can't find it! Iva!! Find them!

Iva- Do you think she took it?

Violet-Who was that even?

Iva-Looked like a Dominatrix to me. Just by how she was dressed.

Violet-Katha! We must get it back!

Iva-I'm afraid not, Violet.

Violet-What!!

Iva-Let it go. He's wanted it back for ages now.

Violet-But it was our last link. Now that he has it...

Iva-He'll have no reason to come around North Iley.

Her phone rings. She recognizes the Caller ID.

Violet-What could she want?

Katha-I'll get it.

She picks up the phone. Cautiously.

Katha-Hello?

Empress Amanda 'Alia' K'nisah-Hand the phone to Lady Violet, please.

Kathy-It's Alia.

Violet-Hello?

Alia-I'm not mad. I've been watching this unfold in Heaven. You cannot ban a North Iley Starfleet Commander from his territory. You know better than that!

Violet-I will destroy that witch he was with!

Alia-She loves him. Dearly. You and I will have words later. No more dramatics like I just saw.

Violet-She knew about the script. She stole it!

Alia-But no one knows about that, and why would he mention it? I will have a talk with him. Did he have his badge on?

Violet-I didn't see it.

Alia-Interesting.

Friday August 24th. North Iley.

Dan Sherrill walks into the familiar Irish Pub to sing karaoke. What he doesn't realize is that someone else has plotted his every move. Wearing his familiar BondagenightChicago.com t-shirt, he walks toward his destination and finds it nearly full. Walks around. Says hi to several people who remember him. Karaoke may or may not happen. Rain and flooding have altered the schedules of the yearly North Iley festival. A flood that nearly destroyed the territory held dear by all of the Ileys and Empress Alia.

He decides to take a walk down the main road to sing karaoke at another place. By 10:15pm he is back to the Irish Pub. Waiting for the sign to go upstairs to sing. The sign he sees is sitting in the raised part of the restaurant. Mariah. And her new boyfriend.

No one says a word. They can't. Not on North Iley. Not like this.

A few more glances from Dan and Mariah happen. He misses her so much. But keeps his thoughts on the soul mate he met because of her leaving. 'I would've never met Window Cane if I'd stayed with Mariah.'

Several more glances back and forth. He looks down at the shirt he's wearing. BondageNightChicago.com in white letters on a black shirt. Made for him by his publisher. It represents him running away from the divorce. He wants to take it off and run to her side and make everything better. Pull out of the Bondage Scene and all of his friends and run back to Mariah. Change her mind. Buy her more flowers. Do whatever the Hell it took to win her back.

Window Cane's Phone rings.

The Father-My friend, you won't like this.

Window-What's wrong? And why are you changing the story?

The Father-I need to tell you something.

Window-You sound worried.

The Father-Where are you?

Window-In the city. Finishing up a session.

The Father-Dan is hurting now. Bad. He's about two feet from Mariah at karaoke.

Window-No!!! Why? I'm right here!! Fuck, why did I have to have this session tonight???

The Father-Can you come down here?

Window-No. I can't. I can keep my cell phone on, though.

Dan finds another member of the historic North Iley Starfleet, having just seen Captain Jayla of the First Legion at the familiar North Iley/Nelari hangout, which is now paininted red.

Walks back to the place where Mariah and her boyfriend are still sitting. Sets down his cup full of ice and leaves.

Before there's trouble. Maybe even a repeat of last years festival.

The Father-Window, he's leaving. I don't think they talked.

Window-Can they?

The Father-Not for another year.

Window-Then marry us!! Marry us now!!

The Father-I can't.

Window-Why!!!

The Father-Wait, I have a plan. I will meet you at the Punk Rock Club with my shuttle. We'll pick Dan up and I'll fly us to Lysithea, my home planet, and I will marry you two there.

Window-I'm getting a message on my phone, hold on.

New Message

I'm going 2 lose my job next week, found out today. I have no idea what's going to happen. Wish you were here. You mean the world to me, Window Cane. Pray 4 me. Love Dan.


Window-What's going to happen to him when they fire him?

The Father-I don't know.

Window-What do you mean you don't know!!

The Father-Listen, lady, do you love him or not??

Window-You already know I do! Why else would I be dropping everything to be with him and to marry him tonite! Why? That was NOT a fair question. You asked it while you knew the answer all along. I may be a vicious Dominatrix, but I do, and I mean this, I do have a heart. Right now there are very few people in it. That Christian writer of mine is 90% of my heart right now. He has been since...

The Father-Since?

Window-Since the first time I met him.

New Message

Sorry it's late. I'm leaving the 'Scene' for good. My life is falling apart, hun. I'm scared. You're the only one who cares about me. I'll miss you so much, Window Cane. Love, Dan


The Father-What does it say?

Window-We're too late.

The Father-For what?

Window-To save my broken heart from breaking even more!

Send new Message

Don't b down. Endings r beginnings


Window-I don't know what else to do! Wait. I can call his new co-author. I'll meet you at the Punk Rock Club. Wait for me!

She dials Mistress Aria's number frantic, and hoping for answers.

Mistress Aria-He's leaving the Scene. ASAP.

Window-Did he say anything about me? Oh, wait, you don't know that he and I are soul mates. Sorry to 'break character' for a minute, but it's true. All of it.

Mistress Aria-I don't mean to sound out of line here, but you're a Dominatrix! You beat men into submission! That's your thing! You suspend, mummify, fire cup, spit on, and worse! I've been to your website, lady. Some of it is hardcore! Why in Hell are you racing around the state to track down this Christian writer? Ask yourself! Do you want him or your reputation around here! People have been talking. He tells everyone that you two are friends. People have been talking. Are you in love with him or something?

Window-Maybe I am!

Mistress Aria-My advice? I'll call him. I'm not going to bed for a while. I'll call him. You just sit tight.

Window-Alright!! You were right. I do love him. I love my 'image' too. What will people think when I date our resident Christian writer? Or is it anyone's business what I do? I'm Window Cane, damn it!

There is a long pause. She can hear Window start to cry.

Mistress Aria-Window?

She still won't say anything. Can't. Still crying into the phone.

Mistress Aria-I'm sorry if I upset you, but us Dominatrices can't be portrayed in the way that you are acting.

Window-How would you know? Have you ever spent your whole fucking life waiting for one person to be different and to care about you! I can count how many people have fit that description on one finger. Dan. That's it. If it ruins my so-called reputation in the Scene, then fine. Fuck it! I quit! Tell Tempest and the others that I quit. I will go back tgo my non-Mistress name of Olivia Emmess Rodriguez and fuck this whole Bondage shit. I've had it. You'll be lucky if you see me or Dan again. Effective immediatly, my name is Olivia Emmess Rodriguez. I'm not going to be part of a group of people that will hold it against me when I break character out of emergency. My future husband being in agony is an emergency inside my heart! Got that, Aria! My 'Heart.' Fuck the rules, I quit!

The phone goes dead.

Mistress Aria-Window? Window Cane? Olivia!!

She tries Dan's cell phone. No answer. Leaves a message. The phone call is returned quickly.

Mistress Aria-Did she text or call you!

Dan-Who?

Mistress Aria-Window Cane. Your soul mate. She's quit the Scene. How many more people will quit tonite? If she had just stuck to being a Mistress none of this would've happened. She would've never accepted a Friend Request from a Christian writer and this mess would've never happened. All you did was mess with her heart. She's no longer 'evil.' She's just a regular girl. With a heart. But no, you have to show up with your crazy divorce and cause the Fetish Scene to care about you, and now you're published by a Fetish DJ and his girlfriend! You're produced by a slave in training. You're real chummy with Tempest Star and have her working on your novels with you, and what the Hell have you done to our Scene! This is about Bondage! Bondage! Get that through your thick head. You're giving all of us 'hearts' that we should not be having. It's in the damned rules! But, no, you waltz in here and get the most evil of all of us to fall in love with you! Abandon her profession in the hopes that she can pick you up from another crisis. Honey, she is a Dominatrix! Looked at her website recently? She beats men! For fun! She's even got her own dungeon! My advice? Get the Hell out of the city. Pick your marriage back up in a year. Win your wife back! You don't need to be in the Fetish Scene! You don't even 'play' with the others.

Dan-Are you done?

Mistress Aria-No. I'm done with Wooden Box Theater. I wish you would leave. Plan on saying goodbye to Window Cane and walking back to wherever you came from. You're ruining her everytime you text, email, or are aorund here. It's killing her business. It's killing the Scene that some of us have worked a long time to build. Now we have a Christian around here making friends and being photographed with the Mistresses. Great! You see how that fucking looks? Look, I know you need gas money, so I'll send it to you, but please cut your looses and go.

Dan-What will I tell Window Cane?

Mistress Aria-That you're scared of the Bondage stuff. It's her whole life. Besides you.

He hangs up on her.

New Message Sent

I saw my exwife 2nite. it just upset me. Aria called. I'm feeling a little better. Just overwhelmed. You are always my guardian angel and you have my heart. Always. Love, Dan


There's still something else to say.

New Message Sent

I don't know what act of fate brought you into my life, Window, but there must be some reason why you are always there for me and loyal to me. You are loved very much by me. Goodnight, hun.


She says to herself 'I don't know either.'

Dan falls fast asleep, with tears caked on his eyes from earlier. He doesn't realize that Window Cane is on her way to see him, instead of meeting The Father.

When he arrives at the Punk Rock Club in His shuttle, he finds that she isn't there.

He calls her cell to see why she is late.

Window-I'm not coming. I have to see Dan. I have to tell him something.

The Father-Are you in your car?

Window-I'm on 88 heading east. Toward North Iley. I should be there in 45 minutes.

The Father-Please turn around and go home! Don't go to his apartment. You'll be scared.

Window-Of what?

The Father-He's had another binge. Another food binge. You know about his eating disorder, right?

Window-Yes. I do. Aria told me.

The Father-His apartment is a mess. There's food and newspapers and clothes everywhere. There isn't even any sheets on his bed. He's very fragile. Seeing you at his place in the shape it's in will send him over the edge. I warn you! Don't do it!

Window-Then how am I supposed to marry him if I never see him fragile?

The Father-This is too extreme for you to see. He's real bad this time.

She slams her foot down on the gas peddle as her car reaches 80mph down 88E.

The Father-You're speeding up?

Window-I just quit the Bondage Scene, and Bondage in particular. I know it's what I love, but I found someone I love more. If he's hurting, I'll fix him. Or die trying.

The Father-Good luck. I'll meet up with you later.

Window-Thank you for listening. I'm getting used to having you around so much. I'm glad we're friends.

The Father-I've always been here.

Window-Thank you for Dan. He's real sweet. I love him a lot.

The Father-Where are you?

Window-I got about 5 miles to go.

The Father-Take the first exit. The next one is blocked from all the flooding. You don't wanna go too far, you'll end up in another county.

She arrives soon after taking the right exit off the tollway and pulls up close to his apartment building. The same one they met at almost a year ago. She has a few feelings of deja-vu as she walks in through the backdoor and up the two flights of stairs to his apartment door. There's a red chair just outside the door. Setting her purse down and checking her wallet to see how much money she has with her, she reaches for her check book and makes a check out to him. She had set aside some 'session money' from a couple of 'all day slaves.' She makes the check out for $2,000. Enough to pay for his eating disorder rehab and a down payment on a car.

She then erases and tears up the check. Gets her pen back out and writes him another one. 'I make $250 an hour' she says to herself. Her pen writes an amount that will cover his rent for 6 months, plus rehab and a trip for both of them to Tokyo, along with a new car. $8,000. Payable to Dan Sherrill.

She gets up to knock on the door, and looks at her cell phone. It's 5:45am.

Window-Dan, it's me, Window Cane. We need to talk. Really badly.

He stirs a little.

Window-The Father told me your room was a mess. You've been on a binge. I know about it. Trust me, I do. You're not the only one in the world with an eating disorder. I don't care about that. I care about you.

She walks to the door and puts her ear on it to see if he will reply.

Dan-You can't see me like this!

Window-Yes, I can. Honey, I love you. The Father wants to marry us on Lysithea. Since Heaven is chaotic right now. He wants to do it on his home planet. That's why I'm here. To pick you up.

Dan-I am not over my ex-wife. I don't know if I can handle another break up.

Window-Wow. That hurts. That really fucking hurts.

She throws her purse at one of the hallway walls. It crashes loud. But, she does hear the deadbolt unlock.

Once it's close to being open she bursts though the door, pushing him out of the way in the process. What she finds scares even her.

Piles and piles of food wrappers. Salt spilled on his desk. A TV without a VCR or anything except some cable wires strung out to get better TV reception. There's a couple of Bibles laying out and blue sheets ripped off the bed and needing to be cleaned. He'd been curled up withh just his pillow on a bare mattress, texting her his undying feelings, in the middle of the night.

She spots the gift bag from Tempest Star, from his birthday party, near his bed. It makes her cry.

Dan-Do you hate me now?

Window-Oh, honey, I could never hate you.

She wraps her arms around him for a hug. They both cry.

Ten full minutes later she asks him to unlock the bathroom door, so she can dry her eyes and clean the make up from her face that had mixed with tears.

Once she walks in she notices about 30 fliers and pictures from the Scene on the wall next to his side of the mirror. He shares the other with his roommate on the other side of the wall. One of the pictures is her advertising a recent Bondage show. She closes her eyes for a split second, and then realizes what he means to her, and that he accepts her just how she is. With no ambition to ever be her 'slave' or anything like that. Just her true love. And her true friend.

Window-Let me clean this up for you. I will. Is there anything I can do to help you. I brought you something. Don't give it back, please. I'm going to help you.

She hands him the check for $8,000.

Dan-Where did you get this?

Window-That thing I do in my dungeon. I had some money saved up for another trip. You need it more. I can go another time.

They both hear someone knock loudly on his door.

Dan-Did you bring anyone?

Window-No.

Dan-Who's there?

Mistress Aria-Window, I was wrong! I'm sorry!

Dan-It's Aria.

Window-Let her in. Don't tell her or anyone about this check.

He slowly opens the door and lets her in.

Mistress Aria-I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't understand how you could be in love with him. You're risking everything!

Window-Why? Why would you say that? All of my friends adore him! My Christian author. At least we've got that. No one will be surprised.

Mistress Aria-I won't be.

Mariah has just pulled into Dan's parking lot. Without her boyfriend.

Mistress Aria-I told Tempest. She said 'Good Luck' like she was rooting for you two.

Window-What were you expecting?

The door is knocked on again.

Mistress Aria-Dan and I need to talk. Come into the bathroom, hun.

Leaving them alone, Window decides to answer the door on her own. It must be The Father or Jesus checking on them.

It isn't. It's Mariah.

Face to face. One more time.

Mariah-Where is my ex-husband? Wait, it's you! Dominatrix lady. Why are you here?

Window-Why the Hell are you here? You're legally separated for another year! I've seen the papers. I know about you!

Mariah-Did he tell you he saw me earlier?

Window-Look, lady, I don't know why you're here but it's best you leave.

Mariah-I was just going to let him talk to me without saying a word to my attorney.

Window-You sure did cause a scene at the Cyber Cafe. You could've kept your mouth shut. I heard about that too. While I was off chasing down someone posing as Lady EyeRifle, you were playing him your wedding songs so that he would leave me, but you're too late. We're being picked up in a few minutes on our way to marry. For good!

Mariah-He's got an eating disorder, and mood swings and isn't very much fun since he doesn't drink or smoke pot. I doubt you'll have much use for him. Do you like pro wrestling? Get used to him showing up at your door looking like a mess and not getting along with your friends and not talking to you when he should. Get used to that! Get used to him rolling over and not wanting to make love to you. Get used to him binge eating every fucking day and blowing his money on that shit. Get used to that! Am I sorry I got rid of him? Yeah, sometimes. Then I remember the bad and there was plenty of it from him. He can't commit to you!

Window-Why? Are you perfect? Did you ever have a bad day? Did you ever let a relationship last more than a couple months? Damn you! He showed up out of the blue and won me over 5 seconds after I met him. Sure in storybook form I was dispatched to explain a 'slave contract' but you wanna know the truth? I'm not just a storybook character. I'm real. I am Olivia Rodriguez. I have a heart! I may play a heartless bitch in my videos and pictures, but here I am. Do I have a whip or a ball-gag with me? No! What I do have is my life to give to him. I am a fucking Dominatrix! I am 'poly.' On top of all that. But when it's time to settle things down I want to know to know that it's with someone who's not going to look at me like a damned 'object' I need something real. I am wicked evil if you piss me off, but if you don't then I'm right as rain.

Mariah-Dan!!!

Window-Aria keep him in the bathroom. Shut the door and don't let him out!

Mariah-Dan!!!!

Window-Get out of here, Mariah. I fixed him when you broke his heart. I fixed him!

Dan-Aria, what's going on! Is Mariah here?

Aria-Honey, don't. Just stay in here. Look, I can't believe you collected all these cards from the city. I have a couple of these on my wall, remember.

He tries to open the door, against her will, but she holds him back.

Mistress Aria-Honey, don't do this. She could have you arrested. I don't think I have enough to bail you out of jail tonite for breaking your 'order.'

Dan-Fine. I just hope Window can get her to leave.

Mistress Aria-Let's talk about you marrying her. Is it true?

Dan-Yes.

Mistress Aria-Dear God, well, at least I know you. You'll never hurt her. I trust that much. At least all her friends like you.

Mariah and Window both give each other evil glares.

Window-I really think it'd be best if you left. I won't tell him you came by.

Mariah-No, I'm not leaving!

The door opens itself. Revealing The Father and Jesus.

Jesus-What's going on here?

Window-She was just leaving.

Mariah-No I wasn't!!

Jesus-Mariah, this isn't the time to tempt fate!

Footsteps are heard. Professional footsteps from professional sounding shoes.

Admiral Osterly-Hello, Jesus.

The Father-What are you doing here?

Osterly-You lose.

The Father-Lose what?

Osterly-Heaven. We just destroyed it. You weren't there to guard it. Neither of you were. This is the beginning of the greatest day of my life. Mariah, let's go.

Mariah-I'm right behind you, Admiral.

Window looks over at The Father and gives him an eye signal.

The Father-Now I know why we're friends, Window Cane.

Two swords are revealed. One is handed to Window and The Father raises his. Right to the throat of Admiral Osterly.

The Father-Nothing you can comprehend can prepare you for what Hell is like. Except of course the Forest of Ananke's most uncharted black. You're headed there. That much you can't destroy. You only think you destroyed Heaven. Don't you think I know how to run a cloaking device myself, or do you think I was born yesterday?

He closes his eyes, and suddenly two people in the room disappear. Window Cane and Dan Sherrill.

Mariah-Where are they?

The Father-You apparently don't realize that I am omnipresent. And I don't want to be late for this wedding. I am officiating it.

Osterly-But we have the Date of the End of the World.' You must know this. June 19th!!!

The Father-Here, I'll finish it. June 19th, 2003. You're too late! I already did it.

Osterly-Then where are we?

The Father-A new Heaven and a New Earth. I came one night like a thief in that very night. I am all knowing. Why wouldn't I research your plot?

Mariah-So why would you let him marry a Dominatrix?

The Father-She's in love with him. Otherwise she wouldn't let him call her his guardian angel. And she wouldn't let him call her his soul mate. She's got clients and friends that she doesn't even let get that close. Something clicked when they met. Fireworks. She's 'taylor made' for him. In every way. You know why? Because, I made it happen. I was sick and fed up with seeing him hurt so much. He's not been able to give up his eating binges, but I think she's got a solution for that. You didn't. He landed on the doorstep of her heart and really got deep inside in a place she shows no one. Not even some of her friends have ever seen it. It's called being genuine. You should've tried harder. He would've stayed. Forever.

Mariah-I know.

They find themselves outside of The Father's mansion on Lysithea.

Dan-This is where He lives.

Window-The door is open.

He takes her hand and leads her up the stairs and into the dining room.

The Father-Mariah and Osterly are still trying to figure out why they lost and I won. Again, might I add. Listen, you two. I know what you've gone through. I do. Dan, I know you're always broke and can barely put food on your own table. Let alone hers. Window, I know you make a ton of money from the Dominatrix thing, but don't hold it against him if he can't buy you flashy things at first. Maybe later. He's all heart. Actually, so are you. You're perfect for each other. Dominatrix meets and falls for Christian author. How many rules does that break? Want to know how I feel? I love it. But even if I didn't, I'd grow to. You two just radiate so much energy that it's a shame you didn't know him a long time ago, but would it have been so significant then? Probably not. I work in mysterious ways, I guess. Why I picked a Dominatrix for a Christian author is a lesson I guess. To both of you. Never rule anything out. And never rule me out. I come through every last time. Maybe not when you think I will, but I always do. That's why I'm here. Even if I'm in trouble, which is rare, I still found a way to get you two here, didn't I?

Window-Yes, you did.

Dan-Thank you.

The Father-Now, can you keep this up? Can you bond even more?

Window-Yes. I can. I will give it my all.

The Father-What about you, Dan? Will you listen to her? Will you always respect and cherish her? Weather she's in Dominatrix mode or as MS or as Window Cane or Olivia Rodriguez or even crying someday in your arms instead of the other way around?

Dan-She will always have my heart.

Tears fall from her eyes again. More this time. Can't believe he just said that.

Dan-I love you, Window Cane. I will always love you.

The door of the mansion burst open. She walks to his side. With grace and respect for the situation.

Miss Ammunition-I know my character is the 'real' Lady EyeRifle, but I thought I'd 'break character' and give you back something.

She reaches into her pocket and reveals the very bullet he had given back to her when he threatened to quit The Scene.

Miss Ammunition-I better hear that you're at the next fetish event. Both of you. Congrats on the wedding. You got my blessing. Figure out the 'poly' thing later, but for right now, just please enjoy her. Be the 'one' person who really makes a difference in her life. Be her rock. Be her love. Be everything to her. Don't you dare ever look at her as a Dominatrix, that's just her job. It might be a big part of her life, but respect her wishes and support her no matter what. No matter what!

Window-Dan, listen. I can completely agree with Ammo about this. You have to think this over rationally. What will it do to you if you see me whipping or burning someone or mummifying them? I don't ever expect you to understand what I do. I don't want you to feel neglected if I suddenly jet off to a show or something. Don't start with that. Don't be jealous. Don't control me. And we're fine.

The Father-Dan? Do you understand her profession?

Dan-No. Not really. It's not my thing. But out of respect for the fact that it 'is' her thing, I will accept her no matter what. Fame or no fame.

The Father-Ursula Shibari gave me this.

He opens a tiny box on the kitchen table. A set of wedding rings. One for her and one for him.

The Father-Give her this, and tell her why you are doing it.

He looks at Window, with Miss Ammunition right next to them, looking on.

Dan-I'm marrying you, because I love your precious heart. I've reached and found someplace amazing inside that heart of yours. It's a heart of gold. I knew it from the second I met you. That I was looking at the next woman to wear my wedding ring.

She takes his wedding band from the box and places it on Dan's finger.

Window-Sending you a text in the middle of the night to make sure you knew I was worried about you is the least I could do. Marrying you is the least I can do to repay you for everything you've done for me, too. You always are quick to point out to me all that you've done for me, but sometimes I forget to say thank you right back. Me accepting this is my way of returning the love and affection you've always shown me. I love you because you never once have looked at me as someone to just bring home and fuck, or say 'will you whip me' or 'will you tie me up.' I know those are dirty words to you. You won't even look at my fetish pictures because you see the 'real' me. How can I not recognize that. Why would I waste my time on you if I didn't believe in my own heart that you are someone special? I love you, honey.

The Father-This seems to be the part when I ask you to hold her hand, and to never let it go.

Dan-I won't. Ever.

The Father-This seems to be when I should be saying that I now pronounce you Mrs Olivia Sherrill. So I guess I will.

He smiles. Huge. Then wipes away tears of His own.

The Father-It's times like these that make everything I do worth it. To see her worry so much about you, knowing who she is in The Scene, is so amazing. To see her treat you like gold. I can't even believe it. But I'll try. In the meantime, I'm just going to have to say that you're married.

All three of them see Miss Ammunition begin to clap for what she's just seen.

She races up and hugs Dan, and then Window Cane.

Miss Ammunition-Our issues will wait for another day. Right now I'm happy as Hell with what I just saw. He always said he wanted to be in your heart, and dear God, it doesn't get any more clearer that he succeeded. Now, let's get this done in real life.

The End.



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There are so many people that worked on this story and saw it from beginning to end. I don't even know where to start.

This novel would not be here without the help of Mistress Aria, Maria the Purple Goddess, Mistress Xena, Angela Eve, Miss Ammunition, and Miss Maya Sinstress.

I sought out help for the end of the story from a close friend of mine, who came through with flying colors. Thank you so much Miss Ammunition. I have very few heroes that I look up to in my life and I am proud to call you one of them. Not only are you one of the most genuine, and creative people that I've ever known, but since the first time I met you at the Loft you have done nothing but support me and be there as a friend. I'd be lost without you half the time. Thank you, Ammo.

This story is brutally, emotionally, and helplessly honest, and I hope all who read it get the full effect out it.

Special thanks to my publishers Peter Propaganda and Jennifer Buckley, who signed on while I was halfway done with this project, but have since been incredibly amazing and understanding.

Thank you Mistress Cleo, Xena, Feral, Micah, Candyxxx, Krysten Corruption, Spooky Heather, Micah, Nicodemus, Mike from Cyanotic, Jilt, Miss Jaded, Dvnt Dom, Mara and Steve Mars, Natasha and Joshua H, Volium and Vine, Lilly Prinn, Pretty Pistol, Subgirl, Mistress Anya and Vito, Ashtray Tom, Mr. Squirter, Bill Leighly, Mistress Asura, Rachel Comia, Mistress Simone, Richard, all my friends at the Continuum, Exit and Kinetic Playground, Paul Garza, Ron Fitzgerald and Kelly, everyone who came to my 30th birthday party. The best ever! Rachel Brunson, Lori Herbig, Jon Bockman, GiGi Deluxe, DJ Mike Spatula. Vicky Brooks, everyone who's loaned me gas money to get to and from Chicago and work, the people who have tried so many times to explain the Mistress/slave stuff to me. Still hasn't really sank in though.

Thank you EyeSkape, and Abbey, John from Kickstand Productions, Rob from Seaworthy, Dan McCabe, Ted McCarron, Ericia and Ryan Read, Angel Haven, Susan Bessinger, Heather and Dan Weidrich, Colleena Corrigan, everyone down at the Riverside Pub, Christine Critter, Empress Skeeter. Every one of my friends at Civic Appeal. Thank you all.



To my co-author and friend Mistress Aria-I couldn't have gotten through this without you. You never cease to amaze me with your grace and kindness. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for being so supportive and so strong during all this. I truly lucked out when I found you. Such an amazing, beautiful lady. I'm proud to call you my co-author, my friend, my rescue, and my light through some really hard times. You always come through for me.


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