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Internet Superstar! WANTED! DEAD OR ALIVE!

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Oh Man I gotta Tip This Bitch now

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His Profile

Name:Alex Bennett

Age:38

Born:13 July In Osaka Japan

Lives:San Francisco with his Mom

Description:Black Hair,eyes Brown, he is of Asian appearence but could pass for Mexican

Other things to look out for:He carries around with him his coloring book

He looks like a cross between Uri Geller and The fella down at your local chinese take away, with a bit of Yoko Ono thrown in for good measure!

He also has a lazy eye which looks even worse when he is is high, one eye goes shopping and the other brings home the change. He tries hard to disguise this by wearing shades at night time

Reasons Everyone Hates Him

He Is A Compulsive Liar

He Is abusive He is Homophobic He is a Pretentious Poser

He Is A Hypocrite

He is Crap in Bed or so I have been told

He Thinks He is really intelligent, when he knows NOTHING!

He likes To Play Mind Games

He Likes To pick On people That are weaker than him Because he is a coward and a bully