The Washing Machine

It goes fwunkety,
then shlunkety,
as the washing goes around

The water spluncheses,
and shluncheses,
as the washing goes around

As you pick it out it splocheses,
then it flocheses,
as the washing goes around.

But at the end it schlopperies,
and then flopperies,
and the washing stops going round.

                     - Jeffrey Davies