Jeff Seltzer is

Because:
- The resemblance is uncanny (see below)
- "Iabo Mania" lives on!
- Hen way, dick for, & star do take on a new meaning
- His hair got to his head
- Can't stay quiet for more than 5 seconds
- Dulce De Leche who?
- Karaoke King
- His last name
- Palm Pilot obsession
- Mini Todd
- "I don't want to talk about it"
- Gets "fired" from a volunteer radio gig
- It's all Lauren's fault
Superman Reincarnated