Halal Hot Dog?
 
 

In the middle of downtown
On a sidewalk in the garment district
a green hot dog stand
has Quranic verses on it
and only three menu items:

Beef Kabob $4
Chicken Kabob $3
Hot Dog $1

The Soviet owner judges:
"It's good there are many
stupid people in New York
So you and me
can make more money"