Never:

been in love

been kissed

talked on the phone w/someone 'till i fell asleep

been held while i cried

rode 1st class

met anyone famous

had a birthday party

been to a party (not bd or sleepover)

asked a guy out

danced in public

sung with all i had

been on a date

got drunk

got high

smoked a ciggerette

given my phone # to a stranger

been 'picked up' (by a guy) anywhere

cried until my eyes cried dry

been tickled until i cried

been to another continent

been on a boat

been on a train

had a job

tasted sushi

seen my father (that i can remember)

seen a man cry

owned a dog/cat

owned my own computer