Happy 50th Birthday Patsy

We hope you have a very
happy happy birthday Patsy
and that your day is as
special as you are.
love, Donna. Darlene, and Louise
Whose way is correct, "Martha's way" or "Patsy's way"?
Martha's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Patsy's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up anyway.
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Martha's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Patsy's Way: Buy Instant Mashed Potatoes. They'll keep it in the pantry for well over a year.
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Martha's Way: Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.
Patsy's Way: Feed your garbage disposal and there won't be any leftovers.
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Martha's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Patsy's Way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
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Martha's Way: If you accidentally over-salt a dish, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt.
Patsy's Way: If you over-salt a dish that's too bad. My motto is: I made it, you will eat it, I don't care how bad it tastes!
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Martha's Way: To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool salted water. If it sinks, it's fresh, but if it rises to the surface, throw it away.
Patsy's Way: Eat, cook or use the egg. If you feel bad later, you will know it wasn't fresh.
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Martha's Way: To cure a headache, take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Patsy's Way: Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime juice in your eye and then the problem isn't the headache anymore -- it's that you are now blind.
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Martha's Way: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze it into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Patsy's Way: What leftover wine?
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Martha's Way: Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potatoes on the stains and rinse with water.
Patsy's Way: Mashed potatoes will now be replacing the antibacterial soap in the handy dispenser next to my sink.
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Martha's Way: Place a slice of apple in hardened brown sugar to soften it.
Patsy's Way: Brown sugar is supposed to be soft?
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