Here's my list of pick up lines that I've collected. Most of these are from ecrush. Email me with your pick up line and tell me which ones on this list are your favorites and which ones I should delete.
1. Can I be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves?
2. When the sun hits your face at a 97.4 degree angle, you look absolutely beautiful!
3. Your daddy must be an electrician, 'cause you turn me on.
4. I really think you and my dog would hit it off.
5. Come here baby and kiss me like you mean it.
6. Don't bother fixing up your hair -- I'll be messing it up later.
7. I say, you look like a jolly fellow. Would you like some tea and crumpets over at my country house? Then we can have a rounding game of chess afterwards. Golly gosh, that sounds like excellent fun.
8. Could you repeat that? I can't admire you and hear what you said at the same time.
9. If you walked into a meat freezer, it'd turn into a sauna!
10. I wanna pour hot coffee on your belly and hold you until the pain stops!
11. You're like a Hoover vacuum: Nobody does it like you.
12. Why do we have these interlocking bodies but we're still not interlocking?
13. You turn my modem on!
14. Wanna park your car in my garage?
15. Have you ever made banana nut bread? I'll show you how!
16. I'd marry your goldfish just to be close to you!
17. Could you tutor me with my physics homework? I need help finding the coefficient of friction!
18. Girl (or Boy), you could boil water with that body.
19. You are a rose in a garden of weeds.
20. What do I have to do to get a side order of you?
21. You're like a dirty refrigerator.... I don't know whether to clean you out or leave all the good stuff inside!!!
22. I've got a compass and it's pointing at you.
23. Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
24. You're like an Egyptian pyramid: The more I look at you, the more confused I get as to how something can be that beautiful.
25. Let's move past the awkward silences. Pick me up at 8.
26. How can it be night time when your eyes are shining so bright?
27. Baby, you must be a shotgun, 'cause you just blew me away!
28. What's cookin', good lookin'?
29. Hey, sexy thing, I can't keep my hands off you when you're within touching distance. Want to get closer?
30. Sugar and spice go good together, ya know.
31. I see you're not working properly. Let me and my equipment fix you.
32. You make me so happy inside that I shake!
33. If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would be walikng thru my own garden.
34. Do you brush your tongue after you brush your teeth? Really? Prove it!
35. Cupid called -- he told me to tell you that he wants my heart back.
36. I didn't wear flavored lip gloss for nothing!
37. Kisses spread germs, and germs are hated, so kiss me, baby... I'm vaccinated!
39. Hey baby, you've got some super groovy threads.
Are you in the Olympics? 'Cause I wanna go for the gold!
40. Should I break it to your friend that he's going home alone?
41. Want to know where to go to meet the perfect man (or woman)? Friday... dinner... you and me!
42. I'm from the IRA. You know what that stands for? Intimate Reacting Agent.
43. Could I have some fries with that shake?
44. Was your father king? He must have been to make a princess (or prince) like you!
45. Love is a very complex word, but I think I just found the meaning of it.
46. Stop, drop and roll -- 'cause baby, you on fire.
47. Why is it that I have to climb a hundred mountains to get you, but all you have to do to get me is smile?
48. If I was a race car going into the pits, would you fill me up?
49. You must be the cause of global warming, 'cause you're hot!
50. I lose an hour of sleep a day just dreaming of you!
51. If beauty was a crime, you'd get life with no parole.
52. Your lips appear to be a bit wrinkled -- mind if I press them?
53. You got the record deal, and I wanna sign.
54. Yo, can I holla at you for a minute?
55. Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
56. Release the hounds -- I've found a fox!
57. Can I buy you a convertible?
58. Wanna get together later? The doctor said it's not contagious.
59. If the sun went out, I would live upon your ray of light.
60. Was that your butt? Oh, sorry. I thought I saw a bug.
61. Do you think my tractor's sexy?
62. Your name should be Campbell 'cause you are mmm mmm good!
63. If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd be a billionaire!
64. Wanna check out my wide aspect ratio?
65. Aphrodite called for you -- she wants her beauty back.
66. Original recipe, extra crispy, rotisserie style, or me?
67. Don't pay attention to the guy with me. Just 'cause there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. (for all you World Cup fans)
68. If I loved you any more than I do, I'd have to become two people.
69. Do you find duct tape stimulating?
70. Can I put my racket in your locker?
71. Girl, you must be Irish, 'cause my pulse is Dublin.
72. Your name must be Silver Nitrate -- because you make my heart stop.
73. Yoda told me, one day a girl I will meet, most beautiful, and here, you are it!
74. You must have tar on your body, 'cause I'm stuck on you.
75. You're finer than a ball-point pen.
76. You must be carrying acetone because my eyes are glued to you.
77. Forget all this extra commentating. You ready for the main event?
78. You stink like flowers.
79. The shortest word for me is I, The sweetest word for me is love, and the only word for me is you!
80. I'm pretty sure the best kissers are from Canada, but do you wanna try and prove me wrong?
81. Waiter, I'll have a slice of that beefcake.
82. If you walked down the sidewalk on a busy street there would be an accident.
83. I was going to tell you that I want to love you forever but forever suddenly seemed too short.
84. I've had my shots!
85. You make everyone around you look like they've been beaten with an ugly stick and thrown in a pool of ugly.
86. It's not my fault I fell in love -- you're the one who tripped me!
87. You spend so much time in my dreams, I should start charging you rent.
88. Would you let me clean my shirt on your washboard abs?
89. If my eyes were sandpaper, you'd be smooth all over!
90. You're like the sea. You drift away from me, but the tide you produce pulls me closer to you.
91. Last night I looked at the sky and matched each star with one of your qualities. I had to quit 'cause I ran out of stars.
92. You got so much definition, you could be a dictionary.
93. When you walk to the school in winter, does the snow melt around your feet?
94. You must be from Chicago -- 'cause you're the only chick I'd go with.
95. Is there an earthquake goin' on, or is it just you rockin' my world?
96. Take me to the institution -- I'm crazy about you.
97. They say kissing is the language of love. Want me to read War and Peace to you?
98. Baby, if you were a sweater, I'd want to be the detergent.
99. If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.
100. I saw you and my stock went up three shares.
101. You just activated my launch sequence!
102. Hi, I suffer from a fatal disease called heartache, and you're the only cure.
103. Do you need me to take you to the hospital? You need stitches -- you're so ripped.
104. I hereby place you under arrest for violating code: 0569 - disturbing public with your extreme good looks and sex appeal. Remain silent and report to my apartment.
105. I just rubbed magazine perfume on my arm, want to smell me?
106. You're hotter than a million penguins on freshly tarred pavement in Texas.
107. Would you like to join me in a long hot game of ... Parcheesi?
108. Compared to you, Aphrodite looks like Medusa.
109. Man, I wish I had a swing like that on my back porch!
110. You have some nice nostrils, buddy.
111. I had the best dream about you last night. Wanna help me re-enact it?
112. You know... there's more than one way to share a Starburst!
113. So... When are you gonna leave your boyfriend for me?
114. All that backyard and no dogg?
115. Are you dizzy? 'Cause you've been spinning through my head all day.
116. If you think I'm cute now, wait'll I get this mole removed.
117. Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
118. You're finer than my Sharpie pen.
119. If someone dropped a grain of sand on me every time I want to kiss your precious lips, I would be under the world's largest mountain.
120. Do I have permission to hit on you?
121. When we make eye contact... it's like we're shaking hands with our souls.
122. You're hotter than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course!
123. Is your name "Dyna"? 'Cause I "MITE" just blow!
124. Here I am. What were your other two wishes?
125. It's alright to have butterflies in your stomach. All you have to do now is get 'em to fly in formation.
126. How many times a day do you get asked out? I'm thinkin' at least 20.
127. The average person only spends 2 weeks of their life kissing. Why don't we start now and see if we can beat it?
128. Is your dad an electrician? 'Cause you got me wired!
129. Have you ever had a rabid pet?
130. You know why I hate breathing? Because with every breath I get reminded that I can live without you.
131. Ah, yet doth beauty, like a dial hand, hath motion, and mine eye may be decedived; for fear of which hear this thou age unbred; 'ere you were born was beauty's summer dead.
132. I got a fever, and the only perscription is more of you.
133. If it were possible, I would pluck the brightest star from the heavens, and offer it to you as a gift to wear around your neck, although, I am afraid that it would hardly glow, next to your beauty.
134. Is your personality as beautiful as your eyes?
135. I noticed you noticing me and I'd like to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
136. Are you cold? Cause you're the kind of person they would freeze to show the whole world in future generations.
137. I wish every time I opened my eyes I could see your face.
138. If your cuteness equaled fire, the world would blow up.
139. So I was in Germany yesterday with this 3-legged dog...
140. You must be tired -- making yourself blossom into a beautiful rose must be hard work.
141. What kind of toothpaste do you use? Can I try it in the morning?
142. Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?
143. I'm not in love with you because you're someone I could live with. I'm in love with you because you're someone I can't live without.
144. My breath is short, my heart's in half, I can't see straight, I'm going blind, my hand is weak, my lips are dry -- all this 'cause baby, I need you by my side.
145. I'll stop loving you when you find one gram of salt in an endless dessert.
146. Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was a choice. But falling in love with you was beyond my control.
147. I'm sorry, could you repeat what you just said? I couldn't hear over that choir of angels that starts singing every time I see your face.
148. You: Thanks. Them: For what? You: For existing.
149. Will you be the Mister Rogers of my neighborhood?
150. I'd love to date you. But I don't date criminals, and you just stole my heart.
151. You're like Apple Jacks -- just what I like!
152. What do you know about lemon wedges?
153. If I got a teardrop every time I thought of you, I would drown in a day.
154. Wanna plug your cord into my amp?
155. I'd ask you to buy me a drink, but that would be just as forward as asking you out.
156. I like how you sneeze.
157. If I had to pay to see you smile, I would work till my feet were bleeding.
158. I haven't even talked to you yet, but I'm already putting you at #5 on my speed dial.
159. Should I smile because we're friends -- or cry because that's all we'll ever be?
160. You must be a collector's item -- I'm sure heaven only made one of you.
161. If I kiss you, will you shut up?
162. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
163. If you were any cuter I'd have to lick your lips!
164. I have this movie club card for you. If we use mine and yours for the same show our memberships will be free.
165. You must be Bavarian because you twist my heart up like pretzel.
166. You're really hard to appraoch, but I figured that you were worth the effort.
167. Are we that close to an airport, or is that my heart taking off?
168. What's crack-a-lackin', home slice?
169. I come with a coupon for free oatmeal!
170. I'm like a cumulus cloud, wanna see some vertical development?
171. If I had to pay to see your smile, I'd go in debt.
172. You know how some guys buy fast cars to make up for what they lack? I'm a pedestrian.
173. You're the dream that hasn't ended, and I'm still anxious for the rest.
174. Nothing lasts forever... so will you be my nothing?
175. If you were a new release, I would rent you.
176. If a million people sat a million typewriters for a million years, they would never be able to type enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
177. Don't let me fall for you if you won't be there to catch me.
178. I should nominate you for Homecoming Duchess.
179. You are my rose, I am your tree, and our love will be our garden.
180. If I could reach up and grab a star for every time you made me smile, I'd be holding the Milky Way right now.
181. Do you want to interdigitate?
182. I wanna kiss you 'till the cows come home. And since I don't have any cows, we might be here awhile.
183. Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?
184. You make me normal.
185. You got a new haircut? I'm sorry I didn't notice, I couldn't get past your eyes.
186. How 'bout I periodically examine your elements?
187. Paper or plastic?
188. My life was fine until you came around. Then it got better.
189. My car just broke down. Can you jump me?
190. I never believed in predestination... until I met you.
191. You are the milk and Cheerios in my spoon.
192. I have water in my ear, can you help me get it out?
193. Leaving so soon? Too bad, I was just about to hit on you.
194. Wow! You smell just like fresh sod!
195. Are you a twin? 'Cause you're twice as beautiful as anyone I've ever seen.
196. Baby, you got an onion bum... it's so hot, it makes me wanna cry.
197. Seeing someone as beautiful as you is like seeing a solar eclipse -- it happens just once in a lifetime.
198. You're like honey barbecue sauce: Hot and sweet at the same time.
199. I wanna get into your bank and make a deposit.
200. You're so cute, I'm going to put you in a Happy Meal box and carry you around.
201. I would throw myself off a 100-story building before I told you that I didn't love you.
202. You're so fine, even a jewelry store couldn't put a price on you.
203. Your bathrobe brings out your eyes.