Sam doesn't have time for anything or anyone

Sam tries to squeeze short games of tennis into his busy schedule. He has years of coaching under his belt and prefers the full court to the half court game. Another thing sam enjoys is fishing. It is one of his great loves and passions. Sam is happy to walk miles for a fish and will spend hours with a line in the water while his friends watch from the rocks. Sam is never disappointed when he returns home empty handed from a fishing trip.
Unfortunately after making well thought out and detailed plans, sam was unable to travel to Europe this year. He hoped to join best friend Shea Dixon on the trip but instead he drove shea to the beach. Sam is always willing to buy his friends tuna and biscuits and is often seen ripping up and burning budgets and other money saving related documents. With sam's vast amounts of money and willingness to spend it on anyone or anything, he enjoys investing in a monthly subscription of men's health magazine. This magazine helps sam not only lose weight but feel great about himself in and out of the water. It also gives him the necessary tips to be a real lover when it comes to women and famous for his talents in the bedroom. His penis does not in any way resemble a dusky flathead and he never has trouble maintaining a prominent erection.
Men's health also provides sam with a strict weekly diet guide to ensure his cholestorol levels are low and his cheeks a non-red colour.
Onlookers have described sam as 'a young raffi myer' and questions have been asked such as 'is this guy jack 'the ripper' lindholm's son?'.
When he is not on the knee sam is busting lightning fast spinners and back flips and other such maneuvers. If you see sam say hi to him, he is healthy and enjoys doing well at school, he might even buy you lunch. Peace and see you in a sand barrel.