I write almost exclusively poetry. But occasionally I find it most fitting to express myself in prose. Or I need to write in prose for a school assignment, whichever. Note that most of these are from middle school, when I wrote almost exclusively in short stories.

Mother’s Day, 2001
Girl Approaches, 2001
Your World Or Mine?, 2001
Conformed Rebel, 2001
Racoon Gone Bad, 2001
Oh Look At the Kitty Kat He Started Acting Weird and the Cat Wouldn't React in Him Immersed in Everything They Do, 2001
Alabama, 2001
The Secret Lives of Fridge Magnets, 2001
Poor Old Lady, 2001
The Vast Thereness, 2001
Purple Monkeys Running Amok, 2000
Two Weirdos In My House Eating Sushi, 2000
Giuliani’s Suicide Note, 2000
Larry and His Schlong, 2000
Carpe Diem, 2000 (sequel to What Goes Around Comes Around)
Rainbow Sex, 2000
Congo BoBongo, 2000
When Chopsticks Get Trippy, 2000
When Forks Get Angry, 2000
When Eggbeaters Go Crazy, 2000
What Goes Around Comes Around, 2000
Lovesick Deceiver, 2000
They Will Laugh, 1999
When Spatulas Go Bad, 1999
Caninephobia, 1999
Toma Lucia, 1999
Bunghole Cola, 1999
Oinkysnorkle, 1999
The Chihuhua Who Saved Christmas, 1998
Terrorist Taxi Drivers of New York City, 1998
Momo’s Show, 1998
Jamaican Fugitives, 1998
Jamal Bunghole, 1998
The Mamma Conflict, 1997
Zeke and Elmont, 1997
The Kooks, 1997