I can’t stand
so I fall
I can’t stand
so I lie
I can’t lie
so I sleep
I can’t wake
so I sleep.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his ass all day long
until he fell on his ass
cuz he’d been hitting the bong
and the bong hit back.

Humpty Dumpty broke into pieces
just like that.

So I gotta rise
and shine back at the sun
and the heat that builds inside my esophagus
must incinerate
the magistrate.

Dragons don’t topple
they fuck shit up.