CLICK HERE to see a list of all my poems (about 300) that I have typed up.
The poems are listed chronologically. Enjoy reading.
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Hobos at the Gorge, 8/5/02
Freud Thinks I’m Gon’ Suffocate, 7/13/02
Thoughts of a One-Day Counselor at Flax Pond, 7/9/02
Jesus Was a Bee-Boppin’ Down the Street, 7/8/02
Virgin Maria, 6/15/02
The Girl of Faces Many Times Over, 6/7/02-6/8/02
Push Carter's Birthday, 6/5/02
Unswallowing Swallows, 5/10/02
Just Any Other Saturday Night, 5/4/02-5/5/02
Watch For Glass As You Walk Down the Stairs, 4/22/02
Computers Are the Future, 4/19/02
Spring Sprang Up, 4/14/02
The Nobel Peace Prize is a Burning Bush, 4/10/02
Piper at the Gates of New Year’s Eve, 4/6/02
My Pants Bulge With Confidence, 3/28/02
Personality Crisis (You Got it While it Was Hot), 3/25/02
ROUND, 3/12/02
Lobsters of the Sun, 3/6/02
Life Is Overrated, 3/5/02
I Disclaim Nothing, 3/4/02-3/5/02
H20 Flows like Felix tha Double Helix, 3/4/02
Vagina, 2/27/02
Elegant Swan, (exact date unknown)
My Saga: Cling to the Electrons in My Brain (exact date unknown)
Them Bitin Pussies, 1/21/02
The Purest Snow, 1/19/02
Red White Blue and Spatulas Too, 1/15/02
Sleep Through 2002, 1/10/02
Inner Slither Battles, 12/28/01
Drummings, 12/09/01
Jesus Manson, 12/07/01
Jesus Bitchin' Apple Pie, 12/06/01
Footholds, 11/15/01
Today's Impression, 11/08/01
Alcoholic Monkey, 11/05/01
Neandethral Soul Man, 10/28/01
Take Flight, 10/24/01
Fixed, 10/15/01
Sailing In a Dream, 9/27/01
All That I Can Be, 9/17/02
A New World Today, 9/11/01
Mouse to Snake, 8/10/01
Stranded in the Parking Lot, 8/08/01
On Top of the World, 8/07/01
The Love Revolution, 8/04/01
Dysfunctional as a Human Being, 7/27/01
High On Love, 7/26/01
Goodnight, Foot, 7/14/01
The Contents of a Cigarette, 7/12/01
Sun Worshippers, 7/12/01
Breeze, 7/12/01
Trip to the Mint, 7/11/01
Platypus With a Spatula, 7/10/01
Grammar Is For Mathematicians, 7/08/01
Me and Jeff Loddo Hug Trees, 7/08/01
Rat Asses, 6/27/01
Death By State, 5/01
Your World Or Mine?, 4/01
Conformed Rebel, 4/01
Purple Monkeys Running Amok, 1/01
Two Weirdos In My House Eating Sushi, 1/01
Carpe Diem, 11/00 (sequel to What Goes Around Comes Around)
Rainbow Sex, 10/00
Congo BoBongo, 10/00
When Chopsticks Get Trippy, 10/00
When Forks Get Angry, 10/00
When Eggbeaters Go Crazy, 10/00
Lovesick Deceiver, Spring 2000
When Spatulas Go Bad, Winter '99
Momo’s Show, 8/98
Jamal Bunghole, 12/97