"Why, waiter,
I am not known to eat
many a salad,
but might I say
if you bring me
a head
of raw
cold wet crunchy
cabbage

I will Tear it the fuck apart!
Chomp it down thorough!
Bust that motherfucker out!
Sink teeth
tear
bite
nourish
myself
that I might be energized
to eat more!

Bring me more cabbage
all the cabbage in the land!

and then I will write about it.