I glance at the toilet paper
which is stenciled delicately
with hearts and four-leaf clovers.

I wonder,
do I really want to relegate
love & luck
to the depths
of my hairy, smelly
Shit-Stained ASS!

For the sake of luck
which is for the sake of love
which is for the sake of sex
for which I need luck,
I decided to leave the roll
dangling propitiously in the bathroom air
and as I flushed, I felt rebirth
and hoped that the dingleberries
would dangle just as propitiously
from my anal hair.