So what r ur thoughts on the president choking on a pretzle
and the prince of Whales getting caught w/ weed?
Well the president can choke on my dick
The prince can choke on a Whales dick
I’m sure he’d like that
hahahaha that would be called a dork and they can be up to eleven feet long!
Yeah,
i would know from, ah, personal expereince,
I put it in my ass
and it came out my mouth!
oh so ur mom grew a dork huh
yeah and then i took a dump on her chest
yo do you listen to the Big Lebowski soundtrack much?
answer my question bitch
newayz... on track seven around two minutes and fourty nine seconds
theres a pause and a little skit on mice and men,
it goes something like once upon a time mice and men were reliant,
but now it would be twice upon a time,
i think thats really funny
I remember that... that's track 7?
yea its really funny
i listen to it all the time when im not on a music strike
music strike?
i don't understand.
yea i got too dependent on my music and i couldnt think bout ne thing else so im stoping
fer a month
i couldnt do nethin w/out my music
it really effected my life
what's wrong with that?
you don't have it like i do
i don't only have to listen to music
i have to be constantly adding more CDs to my collection
i am absolutely, physically unable to save money
unable to go into a CD store without spending everything i have
i'm a music junkie to the max.
it interfered w/ me and stacy
like when she wuz given me head this one time i wanted to hear my music and so i got up and she got dissapointed and i had to eat her out to make it up to her and that got me sick
hmm yeah switching music mid-fellatio is a problem
fellatio?
fellatio is some like scientific term for blowjob
o, so u wanted to feel powerfull then, u could of just said that
i like "mid fellatio". it sounds like fun.
yea, i dunno im not really likin her all that much right now
ive kinda been goin behind her back fer this other gurl
colleen, she gives me incredible head
`~!@#$%^&*()-_=+=/*
is she a dog?
got the whole collie thing going for her
o, ur a funny imp, u know that
but dude i really like her man, its like imence
and intense
and in a sequence
but never w/ a dunce
no duderino, im serious
sniff her ass. they tend to like that.
it'd be funny if like a midget popped out of a box
and you had a three-way.
a midget and a dog.
haha
hahaha
i cant stand not to be around her
love is a drug.
romantics are just as desperate addicted fixed and depraved as any street junkie
and that is why we must eat carrots
plus shes got this twat like wo
does her twat have teeth?
i hear baoout that shit you know.
my uncle, he stopped by like yesterday with a finger missing,
and i'm like yo what happened to your finger,
and he's like YOUR PUSSY BIT IT OFF!
and i'm like oh yeah i'm sorry i'll...
get that fixed...
ok but what does ur fictinal and ludicris uncle with a bad mouth and a missing finger have to do w/ me
i'm just sayin yo, watch out for that shit, them bitin' pussies
o so it all makes sense now, u enlightend my spirits and mind
u fuckin lunitic
u r such a heathen
i am a cultured individual.
i like to participate in bourgeoisie societal events.
i go to the opera every night of my life
and eat at expensive restaurants with ladies who wear pearl necklaces
i am very profound.
i like to scratch my chin as i ponder
and say profound things.
and then i nod sagely
as everybody oohs and aahs at my profundity.
this is why i speak of biting pussies, yes?
capricious as shit, ur all like its incipient i have to walk the dog or he'l shit on my face,
u think u have an alleged domininion of some sort,
but when u try to subdue ur predilections it all becomes a giant enigma,
so i have concluded that life is an enigma
wrapped inside a dilemma
stored in a revered locked box
that is surrounded by pretzles
so midget miscreants like the leader of the free world
can feel imperious before their unseemly demise
and this locked box is layed before them
surrounded by salty pretzles
in Fiji,
cuz thats a trippy ass island
when i walk dogs they shit on my feet
all over my shoes
i only practice coprophagy with marmots.
otherwise, it is a sound theory
yea well ur still a wang
coprophagy?
eating shit
like Divine
the drag queen who used to be on my desktop
the Pretty Pink Flamingo
and how often do u shave ur pussy?
that depends...
do you mean how often i shave it,
or how often do i make my midget shave it for me?
ahahaha
ok, g2g, me want sleepysleep now
peace and luv his dudeness