The Walrus Convention Center When will the walruses in fez hats come
to take me away?
I will go to live
at the Walrus Convention Center
I will play the bongo drums
in Tristan’s symphony
me and Jimmy the Schitzo
will be billed as the crazy hoboes,
me on percussion,
him on "Kill Whitey" lyrics.

We will eat two-cent noodles.

I wat for the walruses to come
.Escape.
They will appear in a vision to me
caught in the act
of fornication,
and I will know
it is my time to go
and spend the rest of my life
in pursuit of the
Walrus Convention.