Suburban Jesus
(i think this was meant to be put to music... i bothered enough to type it up, but probably nothing more)

He didn’t wanna die for our sins
he just wanted a girlfriend
he didn’t wanna go to heaven
he just wanted the pain to end

all he wanted was to be a punk rock star
but his music wasn’t dope
all he wanted was to drive a car
but his license was revoked
all he wanted was to say he was the son of God
and somebody believe him
all he wanted was to meet the old sod
and ask why did he conceive him

he didn’t want to lead a nation
he just wanted something to say
he didn’t want to resist temptation
he just wanted to starve for a couple of days

all he wanted was to move to the city
but his mom liked it in the suburbs
all he wanted was a little pity
but it was never uttered
all he wanted was something to happen
but it never happened
all he wanted was something to happen
but it never happened

he didn’t want to be a contradiction
he just wanted to have apostles
he didn’t want no crucifixion
he just wanted to perform miracles