Stardom If New Hampshire is on TV...
does that mean if we go there
we're gonna be on TV?
Does it mean we're all gonna be FUCKIN' STARS!
does it mean we're gonna sniff high-grade cocaine
til our nostrils pop
and blood spews out and spils our diamond-studded dresses?
does it mean our Wood will be Holy
and in order for a nun to become a nun
or the pope pope
they'll have to give us each a blowjob?
does it mean the papparotzi will be trying to
take a snapshot of oru ass?
and will one day, the flash of a camera
blind us,
or will that only happen when
in a state of psychotic rage after the National Enquirer
accuss us of having sex with a Martian Cow,
we stick a fork in our eye
and serve our skewered retina
to Carson fuckin Daly?
does it mean we get to
fuck Nick Carter or Brittney Spears?
does it mean we get to fuck both of them
at the very same time
with a donkey
while a monkey plays the bongos?