Sinners Sinners piss me off.
How has the will of Jesus Christ
escaped their sinning minds,
how do they not realize
that engaging in pre-marital relations
will rener them
Sinners!
Burning in Hellfire!
Because Jesus Hates Sinners!
Stop kissing!
stop snuggling!
Let go of each other’s hands!
Jesus will not have it!
No sex in the freshman area!
Not until you get married
and produce a picture-perfect
law-abiding
church-going
Jesus-fearing
family.

Damn sinners.
They should burn in hell, wouldn’t ya say, Jesus?
Jesus!
Git yer mouth off my cock
and answer my gosh-dern question!