Bush is irritated!
Is Bush’s bush irritated
because lat time Tony Blair sucked him off
he gave him crabs?
or is Bush irritated
by the fact that the Iraqi people have not
hailed him as the greatest liberator since sliced bread
but have been resistant or skeptical?

Bush thinks reporters are silly!
They report! They distort!
They’re tattle-tales!
They’re telling on him to the American people,
telling them that he isn’t infallible!
Nobody likes a rat! Shame!

Bush thinks questions are silly!
If you want answers
listen to what he says
don’t ask him what he thinks,
what he says
leaves no questions that could possibly be asked:
it is infallible

Bush thinks it’s silly to think
that the battle plan is flawed;
it’s unpatriotic to think that the Pentagon could make mistakes

Bush thinks it’s silly to think
the war will take longer than he thinks it will take
because HE IS GOD
and analyzing God is just silly.