Shit Happens Shit is happening; coming to be
I'm giving birth to packed brown excrement
as it is squeezed from the loins of my ass
brought into the world by my bowels
then it hangs
and one more push brings it out
and it falls with a plop
to the pool of the crapper
it splashes, and the water wets my ass
so lubricating the way for more decomposed nutrition
as my body cleanses itself
the fruit of my ass
enters a new world
of sitting around in stagnant water
until a whirlpool
thrills and whips it into an oblivion
pulverizing it into teeny shits
to populate our sewers
and give the underworld its spirit.
It's fun to shit.
Fucking marvelous.