Ride On Cowboy
He's a fortunate son,
he's kinda dumb
and when he was young
he got straight C's
drank some 40's
drove his car, knowin' he'd go far
snort'd some coke
but never went broke
cuz he could fall back on daddy
and now that he's found Jesus Christ
he's got a Dick to provide strategery;

He was born to a Bush
who gave him a push
into Yale, with his legacy
out of jail, with his notoriety
pushed him all the way to lush presidency
so he can flush the world with supremacy;

He don't like Saddam
so he'll drop some bombs
provoke an exchange
cuz we shoulda learned by now we're not out of range
but we gotta stay calm
don't question the dummy
Submit to Rummy
don't worry about Iraqi widows
be patriotic and duct tape your windows,
live life in a fallout shelter
while he spackles the world with blood
and induces helter skelter
don't even bother protesting his clout
like Santa Claus, you better not pout
cuz when the oil begins to spout
Bush does a jig, and lets it all out;

He don’t care about world opinion
what he wants is world dominion
what we'll get is world destruction
mutually assured by simple deduction,
and all I got to say is Fuck Him!
with a little luck maybe we can buck him
cuz if we let the cowboy keep on ridin'
sooner or later we'll all be dyin'