Rainbow of Insanity I am a platypus, without a doubt
I'm proud of it, I'll gladly shout it out
they're egg-laying mammals
the misfits of the animal kingdom
just like me.
But sometimes I be other animals.
I like hiding in my shell like an armadillo
I like to project my insanity like a peacock
and, at times I am a goose
and there's nothing I'd like to do more
than fly across a lake
flap my wings with all my might
yell at all the swimmers
"Honk!"
and shit all over the happy people's docks.
I'll always be a platypus
but that doesn't mean I can only be a platypus
I will not be limited
I am a rainbow of insanity
and there ain't no reason not to
let my colors shine