Patti Patti is a pink platypus who sits on top of my TV that I never watch all day long. Patti wears pink frills on her neck. Patti is very pretty. Patti has forlorn eyes. Patti wants to get out and walk the streets and swim in mysterious lagoons. Patti is said to be a danger to the status quo. Patti wants to get out there and shake shit up. Patti, be free! Patti, be free! Patti, go, do your part. Patti, when you are straight-jacketed, they do not cut flow to your Platypus Heart. Patti, we need more like you. Patti, do.