Partidge in a Pear Tree That darn partridge
flew into my pear tree
and stole all the cocaine I thought
only the woodpecker could get at.

That darn partridge
sold half my stash on the street
and yielded the rest as evidence
for the police to bust my
operation.

They put me in prison
for the prisoners to bust my
asshole
open.

Now that darn partridge
is a rich
heralded drug warrior
a real American Hero.

They even wrote a Christmas song about him.