National Guardsman
National Guardsman,
guard the subway station
rifle in your hard hand
shoot it off for me

Make me feel safe, man
standing still with infinite patience
stifle Ossama’s plans
so we can be free

Peel your eyes for the brown man
an’ if you see a turban of suspicion
then you’d better take a stand
crush Saddam with sodomy

Jam a rifle up their ass!
Jam a rifle up their ass!
If the liberals say you’re crass
then it’s okay cuz their day has passed
welcome to the age of gas!
Our rage will conquer all your sass!