The commercial gives this spiel about
"loving relationships" and the importance of an
exciting,
Healthy
physical love life
within a relationship
and the narrator explains that
Confidence
is the key
to passion.

Implicit is the modern idea that
Pills
are the key
to health.
Implicit is the innate idea that
Penis Size
is the key
to confidence.

So why doesn’t the narrator just say it!
Boost your PENIS!
Enhance your PENIS!
PENIS PENIS COCK AND BALLS
because in this age don’t we all
Know
that a man’s worth lies within his phallus
and any insecurity or shortcoming lies within
those missing extra inches.

ENZYTE IS CLINICALLY PROVEN TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF 91% OF ALL MEN

I have a feeling
that when this earthquake of a goldmine erupts
91% of all penises
are going to all of a sudden get larger.

And relatively, we will all be the same
still
Insecure Neanderthals
desperately searching for
a reason to have
confidence
please give us
just a capsule of confidence
to shoot sweet sensations straight into our ego
Confidence
in the form of
a pill
a dollar bill
a thrill
a kill,

Man,
a hairless chimpanzee
a hormonal hunter
an egocentric gatherer

Man hunts for
the biggest banana
by gathering all the Enzyte Penis Pills
that his furry
bloody
fleshy hands
and bony opposable thumbs
can grasp.