The monkey fucked a gopher
While I was trying to relax
Was the gopher Max?
Or was it you?

Stop stepping on thumb tacks
It will erase your past
And if the tack sticks your ass
Then sucks for you

Don't get stuck in the supermarket
Don't addict to buying food
My pet llama can be very rude
And so can you

Don't call me a monkey's uncle
For that is not I
It is your uncle that is a monkey, aight?
And the monkey is an uncle to you

So stop eating black-eyed peas
It's time to get down on your knees
My donkey wants to get some
And he wants to get it from you

Flamingoes are pink
Pink Flamingoes is a movie
In which Divine ate doggy-doo
And he/she ate it for you

There's a monkey on my computer
But it ain't your uncle
What happened to your uncle?
He went away from you?

There's a platypus on my amp
I don’t have a stomach cramp
But usually I do
And all because of you

When they kick at your front door
There will be a clash with the whore
And the donkey on all fours
Put your hands on your head, come, you!