‘Cause I am a man
my life’s a constant quest for
powerful orgasm.

I love the spasms
I love my masculine-ness
I love to conquer

I love my penis
I love loving my penis
I love to fuck.

I am monkey man
I do ev’ry thing I can
for God’s master plan.

I have many sperm
inside my monstrous worm,
I give them away

I am charity
so open your cavity
for calamity.